what the fack i want a caravan for if it aint got no fackin wheels?

"you want sugar, Brick Top?" "no thanks Turkish. I'm sweet enough"




ahh yes, Snatch. one of THE most brilliant movies ever, without a doubt.
Brad is Rad!


well lets see.

first off i am REALLY tired. slept at 3.30 and for some unknown reason woke up at 9?! couldnt sleep. in some ways its good i spose because SCHOOL starts in THREE DAMN DAYS.

(alliteration!)

ahhhh nubile J1s to look at. One can hope.
of course all one can do is hope. one cant really influence things in that area very much.

was going to cross the causeway today but the weather is shite so i might not. time will tell if all is swell.

to see you when i wake up
is a gift..... i didnt...... think could be real
to know that you feel the same
as i do
is a three fold utopian dream


You do something to me
that i cant..... explain
so would i be outta line
if i said....... i miss you


my God incubus is a great band!


IM SICK OF PAINTING IT BLACK AND WHITE.

let's get some goddamn colour in here! somebody puke or something.


so. she's gone for good.
that's it. she up and left.
i cant believe it, how it feels
to be just totally bereft
of her. her presence, her touch
her won-d-rous laugh
her humour, her smile.
now i am but half
of what i once was
my life is like hell
because she is gone.
sweet michelle.



yeah.


__________________________________________

its coming around again
they're letting it out again
again
its coming around again
they're letting it out again
when it comes,
it comes abrupt
----Incubus----


that's right. new year's just around the corner. i'm particularly happy i managed to squeeze in a nice lil conversation 2 days before school starts again. just feels good. thanks! fun, as always.


so what else is new? oh yeah i got my grecos! fuck man they were $120 US! but they're worth it, at least i think so. not quite good looking, but nice as hell to skate in.



I'd hit it! *wink* to those who know :) esp to one who's been newly initiated into the knowledge!



aaron! jack! Dawn! Steph! cmon guys its time to do something MASSIVE before school goes back. 50 step ollie or something!


get some BALLS already!


i dunno where im going, but i DO know where i've come from. and its a little messy back there. what with love/hate (hahahahahahaahaa.... just thinking abt it) relationships and all, 2003 was a weird year. but like i've said i had fun. the bitterness expressed in previous entries is valid, but really quite a small part of the whole deal. i just got carried away.

and 2004 should be, at the least, interesting!



happy new year to us
let's sing Auld Lang Syne
or at least hum the tune
the words aint in my mind

goodbye 2 0 0 3
and good riddance to parts
we won some and lost some
broke and mended some hearts

a new year is coming
and new chances are too
i'm kinda excited.
are you?

first off: saw the Return of the King on Friday night... it was oooooooook. if i'd never read the book and if i wasnt a fan i woulda said it was fantastic. but there were too many changes to the movie... some of which i reckon are betrayls.
the biggest would have to be the cutting out of Saruman. Christopher Lee must be VERY pissed off. he's like one of the biggest fans of Tolkien! he does the intro for some of the official books for fuck's sake! and then they cut his scenes out AFTER being filmed.

no wonder he skipped the premiere. i would too.

but still, credit must be given to Jackson and the crew. they've done a fantastic job in most areas.

and in all honesty probably what most fans of Tolkien (the books, not the movies) say is right: most of the people who watch the movie wouldnt get an awful lot of the stuff that's been left out.

which is why they watch, and not read.



saw the trailers for Sky Captain and Spiderman 2 on saturday... they both look pretty hot! although Dr Octopus looks pretty wussy.
saw the trailer for Hell-Boy too!!! which looks way rad. should be cool.


'ello 'ello 'ello.


god you little fucking whiner! always wallowing in your bloody self-pity and bullshit. grow the fuck UP would you!



finally picked out which pair of skate shoes im getting... the Jim Greco signatures from Vans. tried 'em out... they've got good grip and real good protection.

already developed ollie marks on 2 pairs of shoes... time to buy skate ones :)


cough and die
you little worm
and as you gasp
i'd watch you squirm
curled up tight,
forget what life is
you're gonna die
you've got bronchitis.




you're just too good to be true
cant take my eyes off've you
you be like heaven to touch
i wanna hold you so much
at long last love has arrived
and i thank gof you're alive
you're just too good to be true
damn. i must be sniffing glue.



it just hit me one day while i was listening to the song :)




and as these holidays come to a close, i come to the end of an era. a very SHORT era (danny devito sized) but nevertheless an era. i've changed inexplicably this hols... only God knows how or why. but i have.
more in touch with myself and also more distant... but definitely more free in expression.




also more versed in alcohol. :)

but that's another story.



fuck 2003. its over and done with. well just about. and the only things i wanna take away from it are the things i've learnt.


and no i dont mean history and economics and lit.
although of course it'd be good if i could take some of that away with me too :)



so T3 next year is who? me, exo, daniel, victor, cindy, marissa, nicole, fiona, phoebe. is that really it? wonder whether clara took the supps.


spose i'll find out in two weeks eh?

its weird to be so bittersweet over nothing . but then such is loife (cockney accent there)



life can be a crock of shit
and you can be the bowl
that contains this so-called "life"
(that means shit fills your whole)
on the other hand it is
sometimes still pretty nice
there's always things that heat life up
give it a little spice.

as for this year its good and done
so fuck it. lets move on
next year will probably be the same
with angels and hell's spawn
crawling out the damn woodwork
making things just so dandy.
well thank God for alcohol
Beer and wine and brandy.








if i dont come back in here before Christmas:

merry christmas one and all!
merry christmas to T3!
i havent got you anything
(thank God there is no tree

under which to put the stuff
it would be very bare
so this way it works out well
plus, i've change to spare)

consider this a present, then
in lieu of something real
thanks for everything this year
showing me how it feels

to be happy, sad and just ok
worked up and pretty snazzed
miserable, pissed off and wild
and yet still really jazzed.

you guys are cool, you really are
bunch of misfits, dicks and rebels
even if we cant rock together
well hell we can still pebble.

to all my other friends out there
i haven't forgot you!
(lousy bunch of faithless friends!)
Merry Christmas to you too!

i wouldnt be what i am today
without all of you people
and lets not debate today
whether that's good or evil.

lets take some time to sit and chill
and try to remember
that christmas AINT abt the gifts
its Christ's birthday in December.

but if that doesnt work for you
hey man its still ok
on the 25th, just you promise me
you have a real rad day.

why have a shrink
when u can drink
and drown out all your sorrows?
lose all control
maybe your soul
and say "oh fuck tomorrow"?



just vibing off something i read
just feeling slightly more dead
brains falling out of my head
i die and drift away
and as i drift i say
Trafalgar.



crikey, blimey, bleedin heck
vegimite and broken necks
tooey's, foster's, lotsa beer.
i'll chug it all. you need not fear.



a thought flits through my mind. i catch a tail glimpse of it and think "How bizarre". i carry on with my day. but the memory of that thought sits at the back of my mind, gnawing away at my spirit. whence did it come from? to where did it go? what thoughts have been percolating on the backburner of my brain. simmering away, unregulated by any governing force i could bring to bear on the rest of the unwieldy semi-wasteland that is my conciousness?
or was the thought merely a product of the random sparking of neurons which occur spontaneously all the time? if that is so, what, then, is any other emotion? are they all simply random generations of our grey matter?
when put that way love and hate and jealousy dont seem like much, do they?



and the thought that set it all off? "What are contact lenses made of?"




bizarre indeed.




"Who are you?"
blimey.


jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
i havent bought no christmas gifts
oh woe is me i say
jingle bells jingle bells
whatever shall i do
i'll have to buy generic gifts
for you and you AND you.




tweedle dum and tweedle dee
have come back for a jaunt
they're swinging round the whole damn world
(dammit what rhymes with Jaunt?!)

anyway.

tweedle dum and tweedle dee
were dropping by Miss Alice
the one who went to Wonderland?
yeah that one. with the chesire cat and the Mad Hatter and the caterpillar and all that.

ANYWAY.

tweedle dum and tweedle dee
WERE going to drop by.
but this poet just cant rhyme
so straight back home they fly.



the local scene
can be so mean
split your soul and dive between
sip your blood and eat your spleen
oh please save me! it's obscene.




i take two steps
you take my hand
i'll whisk you away
to a fairytale land

where dogs can talk
and pigs can fly
where life is more
than "just get by"




take it and twist it
slap it and kiss it
spin it and take it apart
crush it and break it
mush it and rape it
after all it is only my heart.
when's that mattered to you?
say my name, you'd go "who?"
that's how you always have been
i'm not here til you need me
never will you heed me
i am just unwanted. unseen.




what the fuck i want a caravan for if it aint got no wheels?





Snatch is a VERY good movie.

"You lit'l bastard"



tantivvy tantivvy ho!

________________________________________________


what more is left of me to give
you have my heart and eyes
oh well. here are my ears and limbs
my body's yours now. i despise
most every bit of it.
i hate it, every part
that's why im giving it to you
its been a long time since the start.

_________________________________________________

hand over my mouth
i'm earning
the right to my silence
in quiet, discerning
between ego and violence
judgement is proving to me once again
that its still worth it's weight in mold.

_________________________________________________

i could keep trying
i could even keep on crying
but we know where that goes
we just end up hating
and there seems be no abating
no ending to the long list of our woes.
so i think it is better
but definitely wetter
to just let's stop this thing right here
it just seems so hard
our love for to discard
you're distracting me. its hard when you're so near.

__________________________________________________

hand over my heart
i swear
i tried everything i could
within all my power
two weeks and one hour
i've slaved
and now i've got nothing show

__________________________________________________



"but mummy dearest, where are the flying pink elephants?"
"They're waiting for us at home, son. dont cry"

two hours later, mother and child arive home. indoors, they find a pair of pink (yes, pink!) elephants, a great pile of dung on the floor, and in big, bold, capital letters, etched inexplicably above the fireplace, the words "DONT LIE. THE CONSEQUENCES CAN BE LARGE, PINK AND RATHER DIFFICULT TO CLEAN UP AFTER"



alright i have NO idea what that is :)


tonight the muse is upon me
and it just wont let me go
i type and type... the words just flow
where's it taking me?
i dont know
but then who cares?
it's rather fun
actually, y'noe what?
i'm done.

so this is the day. the day when RETURN OF THE KING opens huh?

fuck it. there are SO many problems with the story. here's just a few:

House of Healing - Gone
Gandalf - Doesnt know where the fuck Frodo is. Needs Aragorn to spew dumbass lines like "what does your heart tell you"
Scouring of the Shire - Hanging out with them Houses of Healing. WTF?
Mouth of Sauron - MIA.
Narsil/Anduril - Only gets given to Aragorn in the THIRD movie. bleedin heck. he's sposd to get it in the FIRST. timelines, people.

but what the hell eh? it'll be visually stunning, at least.
although frm wat i've seen of the oliphaunts, they might not have done as good a job as i expect. one can pray though.
Eowen is tooo damn ugly though. she's sposed to be all ice-maiden like.


arwen's pretty hot though.



_________________________

we'll buy you that beer some time soon then eh? its always good to share.... and get drunk together. and you's got the accomadation. as always.


whatEVer.

_________________________

oiled my bearings todat... they're rolling pretty sweet now. but i've still only got a saangle board.


but still, even one board is dope.

if i cld fall
into the sky
do you think time
would pass me by?

no i dont think
time'd pass you by
but whatever you're smoking
sure sounds pretty fly

:)



vibing off Sublime's Smoked Two Joints . as michelle (hey!!) says, its poetry :)



*sugar how you get so fly
**Been chilling at the Holiday Inn


both really sweeeet songs :)



you either like beer, or you like penis. this explains why fags like wine and shit and take it up the ass, women hardly drink beer (in any decent quantities) and THEY like you-know-what too, and straight men drink beer.


check it.

i can ollie well now
hence i feel real swell now
its fun and dangerous at the same time
the board pops off the ground
making that sweet sweet sound
and levels out, landing. it is divine


yeah i can ollie for real now... just abt every single time. dammit though im like getting scars all over the place. was in the gym today and i have cuts and bruises everywhere.

kinda cool... in a fight club kinda way i spose.

anyhow. everything's going pretty good. got totally wasted last night.... that wasnt so fun actually. ended up calling random people on mine and aaron's phones. oh well.
but what the hell anyhow eh?

spankin piece of good news!! we were heading home.... at Tanah Merah MRT, when Aaron bumps into this white guy. so he says "sorry sir" and the guy says "its alright" *yeah i noe you're wondering WHATS THE BIG DEAL? just hold on* and we just keep walkin. then we wonder Where's he from? so we run after him... and just as we're drawing near to him he turns around and says "hey dya want this EZ Link card? its got like 48 dollars on it still." so we're like RIGHT ON!

not bad! that's BEER money man.


LOTSA beer.


the best we've found so far is Baron's. the alcohol content is like 8.8%! fuck that's like vodka... almost :) plus its pretty cheap too.

but when it comes down to it i still reckon Foster's is the best stuff to wet your whistle with.


"Crocodile. Australian for bottle opener"

Roight on :) (mistake intentional)


been working on my accents a whole bunch with aaron and michelle.... its been good.


wtf mate. w t f.




im a happy little vegimite

been a while since i was here
now all i feel is fear
i cant remember
i feel dismembered
my arm falls on the floor
and there i let it lie
my eyeballs drop beside it
my brain falls out
i die.

___________________________

so, little people, how goes all in that sick, sad little psuedo reality that you pathetic losers insist on calling life?

___________________________

sooner than later they'll be throwing quarters at you on the stage.


but then again who gives a shit?





its been a fun week.... parents left on Tuesday and my sis is already in HK. so i went to crash at aaron's house on Tuesday. the week's activities went something like this : wake up. have breakfast. have a beer. have lunch. lots of chess/pool. work out in the gym. go to town, meet michelle n jack. come back to Bedok, buy beer. go skate. get completely smashed. go home.

it was cool!

oh, an interesting fact: the cheapest beer (as far as we know) is Foster's! coz there's no import tax and all that.


well, im a bona fide (check a dictionary) skater now. and yet i dont own a pair of skate shoes. how ironic huh?

unlike others who do, and yet dont skate. i still say its a poseur thing (to be honest, even spelling poseur the right way is a poseur thing in my opinion. which sounds completely stupid i know). to me a parallel would be carrying around a camel saddle in Singapore. aint no fucking camels here! so the same shld go for skate shoes. coz by wearing 'em you're telling the world that you're something you're not. the malay skaters are the worst man. they absolutely detest the fakes. which's weird, coz its the malays that do it the most. saw one guy get beat up once over it. i kinda feel the same way. the worst are the fat kids wearing skate shoes. you so KNOW they dont skate. they couldnt ollie if their life depended on it!
the other thing abt local skaters is just an overall Singaporean thing. they are so FUCKING conscious of themselves! you CANT be a skater and give a fuck abt what other people think. its just wrong. you should see 'em down at Dhoby Ghaut...... all dressed up.... skate shoes, skate shirt, skate jeans, expensive jeans, hair all slicked up and gelled, an arm bracelet or ten. that's not how it works! i mean sure, if it was just one or two guys then there's nothing wrong with it. that'd just be how they were different. but skaters dont give a damn abt how they look! that's why so many of 'em are into punk and grunge. its the same vibe.







Geddit?

__________________________


another thing: some things this year just aint what they were cracked up to be. things are gonna be very different next year.


EXO PASSED HIS SUPPS. thank GOD for that. woulda been hell in some ways otherwise.



lets see.......


's matter of fact, exo's in my house right now. has been for the last two days. along with pei wen (currently destroying my kitchen) and some friend of their's. kinda weird :)


fuck this.

we all do what we must
some even do much more
but in the end we've got to ask
what is it really for?

in the end what does it matter?
with whom does it count?
for when it all is said and done
to the earth we are bound.

better, thinks i
to give up and die
to drop right dead on the spot.
then to work so hard
hearts breaking to shards
when in the end we all still rot.

___________________________________

lines again!

You better not shout
you better not cry
you better watch out
i'm telling you why
Jack the ripper's walking............ around

He sees you when you're sleeping
and you will never wake
he noes just where you body's at
stay outta his 'hood for goodness sake.

oooooooooohhhhhhhhh
Jack the ripper's walking............ around
___________________________________

dont ask and i wont tell eh? :)

___________________________________
come on and ravage my soul!
plunder my whole
and steal from my bowl!

come on and mess up my life!
fill it with strife
and bump off my wife!

come on!
____________________________________
alright there's some survey where u match lyrics with a band they give you. one of my DUMB ASS FUCKING FRIENDS matched Drops of Jupiter to Incubus.


NO YOU PRICK!

Incubus = Drive, Morning View, Make Yourself, I Miss You, Privilege etc etc.
Albums like Fungus Amongus, Science, Make Yourself, Morning View.

Drops of Jupiter = By Train (they did that real nice one "Callin All Angels" remember?)

get it RIGHT! they're both great bands. but very VERY different sounds.

________________________________

so i was thinking
right?
and i was wishing
right?
and i was hoping
I
could get back my
sight.
coz you've blinded
me
and i can no more
see
give me my eyes.
I plea.

__________________________________

man there is some very weird stuff today!
where's it all coming from?

I reach into the recesses
of that thing we call a soul.
i dig and dig. and reach in further
plumbing the dark depths of my soul.

pulling out my hands i find
secrets long kept lost.
but im sick of that. they're coming out
no matter what the cost.

Right now im going to show you all
Right now i will reveal
the reason why i've lost it all
you'll see how i feel.

but then again..........

I should really keep them mine
and not exhibit to the world,
my deepest darkest secret.
Ah hell here goes: I'm a girl!

________________________________

hahahah ok that one was just for laughs. it was going pretty seriously till the end.

sometimes when you're writing a poem it sorta takes hold of you and starts calling the shots.

it grabs you by the throat it does
and tells you where to go.
and if you dont follow instrustions
to you befalls the woe.

you'll lose your muse and all your drive
misplace your inspiration.
that's why i write what comes to mind
it helps to stop frustration.





That's all folks.

well i was gonna go "friends? doesnt look like it! people that occasionally chat on MSN? that's all it really is"

but that would be very unfair really. coz like u said, you've been doing your thing, and i've been doing mine.

it'd be unreasonable to expect to be missed, in all fairness.

so i've just left that bit up top to remind myself of how i can be rather incredibly stupid sometimes.


even the great can stumble sometimes
so what more, then, of me?
s'pose i mess up heaps as well.
i'm only human, you see.

___________________________________

so!

mar's leaving tomorrow right?

well have fun in Australia!
its a pretty good place
i'm sure while you're there
you will STUFF YOUR FACE

but then that's ok
the food's too damn good
to NOT stuff yourself
ah, to be back in my 'hood. :)

so have fun with the cows
and the sheep going "baa"
the 'roos, the koalas and so on.
over here, i'll miss ya!



Bon voyage! as they say in France.

and america, and Britain, and australia, and Singapore. pretty much every damn country.

but yeah have a great time.


IN MY DAMN COUNTRY!

but yeah as i was saying :) have a safe (but not toooo safe) trip.



as for everyone back here.........

man this place SUCKS



:)



*"I AM in shape. "round" is a shape."

should i blog,
or buy a dog,
or should i, maybe, sleep?
should i sit
and read wat's writ
thinking thoughts so deep?

i find it doth behove me to
indulge in abnegation
for to do anything else
will result in my frustration.

life's lost its zest, its drive, its fun
i no longer have my zeal.
Hell, its becoming so
i cant tell what is real.

so here's what i'll do, alright
i'll go get my board.
grab a thick ol' book or two
and check out of this ward.

this filthy little hospital
which others still call "life"
but how can that be?
its dead, you see.
reality is strife.

so i'm checking out of my little room
i'm gonna fly away.
and as i flee impending doom
this is what i'll say:

"Goodbye dear life, loves lost and found
Goodbye to one and all.
I have to go, my time is up
The writing's on the wall.

Perhaps we will soon meet again,
if only you lot would
pick it all up and flee with me
You'll see. it will be good.

And even if joy starts to wane
Surely you'll feel fine
Knowing that at least you tried.
but its your life. i'll live mine."

________________________________

all my life i've been unwanted
thrown about and scorned
produced by a faulty Pill,
my morals i have pawned.

honesty was the first to go
that one went straight to hell.
cleaness, goodness, neatness too
gave 'em up. now toll the bell

will you? let it ring out loud and clear
mourning a wasted life
one filled with toil to no good end
with hate and spite and strife.

"well redeem yourself!" i hear you say.
the problem is, you see,
that when i pawned my morals,
i didnt get no ticket. not me.

so i'm stuck with it, this pain
this covering by a hood.
non-existence, this futility
suicide's looking good.

i've already planned it out you know.
i'll go lie down in bed
place the gun above my ear
and then,
then,
i'd be dead.

________________________________


enough of that.


well well well! what have we here? can it be? it looks like.... hmm maybe it is.... a GIANT WALKING SOCK!


whatever.

if u can find it, go download The Chicken by Blair's Bunch. VERY good jazz fusion song. worth a listen trust me.


how can it be possible to continue bemoaning it when u dont bother to make the fucking effort necessary to FIX the goddamn bloody thing?

i swear, the absolute mindlessness of people sometimes.


oh well. its only by comparison that genius can be proven right? if everyone was an Einstein he wouldnt have been special.

Speaking of Einstein "When the solution is simple, God is speaking" - Good ol' Al himself :)

taking liberties there aint i. for those who dont know, Albert Einstein's his full name.
so Al would be a short fo--

Y'noe what? You lot cant be that dumb. so i'll leave it at that :)


see? i respect you people! or at least i've started to. when i first began blogging i was all like "ok your right hand's the one that ISNT holding the joint"and things in that vein. so there's improvement!

ah the good old days.


that's a double-reference sentence.


but why would you lot care anyhow?


whatever, again :)


see ya.

i'm so happy
coz today i found my friends
in my head.


i'm so fuckin happy
i could fly.


_____________________________________

both verses abt happiness.

difference is, Nirvana's much better than Green Day.
or so i say.


**Music with Rocks In It!!


you just gotta have HOLE man.

especially in rat music.


+you remind me of a girl
that i
once knew
i see her face every time
that i
i look
at you
this's why i just cant be with you.


skipped a lil there. but still.

what am i doing? im leaping into something which isnt going to last... while also not really knowing whether it actually means anything to me beyond a lil fun.

time will tell
if all is well
or if its a mistake
what can i say?
its fucked up, hey.
who noes what this will take.



it really is pretty hilarious. if i could have my pick, i'd still chose her. weird eh?

but still. we live with the choices we make dont we.

have fun figuring out what that all meant. :)

hint: if you're thinking "oh that one again!" you're probably on the right track.


if i was a stupid silly cow
it wouldnt be much fun
eating grass, expelling milk
mooing under the sun

eventually winding up as
naught more than say, a steak
a burger, p'raps, or a long sausage
with fries upon your plate.

but honestly, what more is it
to be a human being
sure we can talk, and even type
but how much is there? seeing
as in the end we all still die
and in the filthy earth we lie
served up as food for little worms
(kinda like enlarged human sperms)
if there aint fries, its still bout the same.
so their taste's different. who's to blame?



worms, cows and humans. too much damn Pratchett, im telling you.


just started on The Once and Future King by T.H. White today. so far so good :)


the letter M!

oh heavenly member of the alphabet!
how sweet art thou!
whence thy holy form is wedded
(but sadly, not bedded)
to four other letters
it spells out a word
which is fun!
and laughter!
and food :)
but yeah whatever.
im guessing some
of you are dumb
and will have missed my meaning
its ok
not a word i will say
after all, that wld be most unseeming!


anyone get that? :)


life's a bitch and then you die
so what you gonna do?
dont just sit there asking why
god u ARE stupid aint you?

u get a pen and write a will
and this is what u do:
you say "I've the product of a faulty Pill"
and all my goods go to YOU."

ahh if only i cld make everyone sign their stuff over to me.


more tomorrow p'raps.

loooooooooooooong day.


i'm gonna fall asleep any second n--

alright people. this is the LONGEST FUCKING SURVEY I HAVE EVER DONE. mar, eat your heart out.

it took my 1 and a FUCKING half hours to do this thing! its incredible!

so here you go:

You
What is your full name::	timothy mingde harries
Spell your first name backwards::	yhtomit
Date of birth::	28/03
Male or female::	male. DUH.
Astrological sign::	Aries
Nicknames::	timmy, teeeeeeeem, timbo, assorted RACIST terms
Occupation::	student
Height::	181.5 :)
Weight::	67 kg
Hair color::	brown/black
Eye color::	brown with flecks
Where were you born::	Newcastle, Australia
Where do you reside now::	Singapore
Age::	17
Screen names::	alithien, fingolfin, Tar-Andariel, Tar-Minyatar
E-mail addy::	timothy_mh@yahoo.com
What does your screen name stand for::	first one's frm Janny Wurts. the rest are from J.R.R.T.
What is your greatestjournal name::	??
What does your greatestjournal name stand for::	what the BLOODY FUCK??
Pets::	one turtle. various hamster corpses represent the sum of my attempts to keep harder-to-manage pets
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake::	17!
Piercings::	not yeeeeeeeet
Tattoo's::	nah
Shoe size::	12. hold on Shoe size or "shoe" size?
Righty or lefty::	right handed. unlike Cobain and Hendrix. sigh.
Wearing::	shorts
Hearing::	Eric Clapton Unplugged
Feeling::	kinda bouncy :)
Eating/drinking::	Chardonnay 1/2 an hour ago.... nuthin since
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love::	uh huh
How many people have you said:	said WHAT?
How many people have you been in REAL love with::	REAL love? hmmm i dunno. 20? :D
How many people have you kissed::	non relatives right? maybe 9?
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex::	yeeeeeaaaaah :)
How many people have you dated::	7??
What do you look for in a guy/girl::	what do i look for in a guy... hmmm... :) nah the girl's gotta be intelligent. humour's impt too. doesnt hurt if she's drop dead gorgeous either :)
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex::	their hair. apparently that's a Western reflex. whatever
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for::	the outgoing sanguine impulsive kind. fun to be around
Do you have a crush right now::	now? hmm naaaaaaaaah :)
If so who is it::	cant u read?
Do you believe in love at first sight::	either i do or i dont right? no half measures. so i spose yeah i do
Do you remember your first love::	sure. name's Amy. sweeeeeeet thang back in Oz
Who is the first person you kissed::	Amy! and i was like 7!
Do you believe in fate::	pre-determination? yeah
Do you believe in soul mates::	definitely. and in multiples.
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours::	already have, several times. the life-partner kind you mean? mayhaps.
Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have::	1
What are your siblings names::	Emily
What are your parents names::	Ross and Serena
How many siblings does your mother have::	3
How many siblings does your father have::	3
Where are your parents from::	Mum's Australian Chinese, Dad's Australian Caucasian
Is your family close::	dead close.
Does your family get together for holidays::	extended family? occasionally. kinda tough with 'em in diff countries.
Do you have a drunk uncle::	yes, actually!
Any medical problems run through your family::	heart disease AND cancer. lucky SoB aint i?
Does someone in your family wear a toupee::	i HOPE not
Do you have any nieces or nephews::	nah. im the firstborn so no chance of that.
Are your parents divorced::	nope
Do you have step parents::	nah
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family::	sure. my mum got disowned for marrying my dad.
Did some of your family come to America from another country::	we aint IN america.
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life::	Drive by Incubus
What's the most embarrassing cd you own::	Savage Garden's latest.... embarrassing coz its SUCH a pathetic album
What's the best cd you own::	hmmm close tie between 3 Dollar Bills, Make Yourself, Follow the Leader, The Slim Shady EP, Morning Glory and Ridin' With the King. Diverse eh?
What song do you absolutely hate::	Sean Paul's songs! goddamit
Do you sing in the shower::	nah. water has this nasty habit of invading my mouth.
What song reminds you of that special someone::	Freak on a Leash by Korn. long story.
Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!
Pink::	You make me sick
Aerosmith::	I dont wanna close my eyes
Madonna::	Music/makes the people/come together - - - - - just which "come" does she mean?!!
Korn::	Feeling like a freak on a leash
Backstreet Boys::	coz my love is all i have to give
The Beatles::	yesterday/all my troubles seemed so far away
Sublime::	Sublime's some band that's big in the US right? sorry dont noe any
J.Lo::	Let's get loud
*Nsync::	hmmmm.... oh yeah "Pop" :)
Limp Bizkit::	You think you're special/you do/i can see it in your eyes
Stacie Orrico::	I'm stuck on you
Creed::	My sacrifice
Britany Spears::	Oops i did it again/ i played with your heart/got lost in the game/ oh baby baby oops i did it again.......... k ill stop :)
Good Charlotte::	I dont ever wanna/i dont ever wanna be yooooooouuuuuu
Christina Aguilera::	I am beautiful = = = = yeah i am kinda pretty innit?
Eminem::	Hi i'm Vesace!/ whoops somebody shot me!/and i was just checking the male!/get it? checking the mail/male?
Kelly Clarkson::	??? who gives a FUCK
Kelly Osbourne::	i'm keepin my baby = = = = =puh-leeze. who'd sleep with her?!
Mandy Moore::	have a little faith in me
Eve::	e-v-e/too fly to drop by/get up in my face and cruise by
Aaliyah::	dust yourself off and try again
Nelly::	fuck me good/suck me good :)
Alicia Keys::	what a woman needs
Incubus::	and quite possibly jaded
Favorites
Color::	Blue
Food::	Pizza, a hamburger (strictly Australian-Greek!) or a good old meat pie. no worries!
Song::	hmmm that's a tough one. there're so many! Freak on a Leash's up there... as is Rollin'. so's Vivaldi's Four Seasons! forget it
Show::	Who's Line is it Anyway!! definitely
School subject::	General Paper! as for prin. level subs, hmm history? yeah
Band/singer/artist::	Limp Bizkit/Incubus's lead singer/Eminem
Animal::	the tiger
Outfit::	hmmm hip-hop influenced but not all out. mainly pants halfway to the knees, baggy shirt, a chain or two.
Radio station::	this's singapore! you only HAVE 18! 98.7FM i spose
Movie::	same deal! The Matrix trilogy (sod off the last 2 WERE good), star wars (MTFBWY!), Aliens, etc etc etc!
Pair of shoes::	hmmm my Clarks black casuals or my sneakers i spose
Cartoon::	Dexter's Lab? i dunno man its been ages!
Actor::	Bruce Willis, Russell Crowe, Rowan Atkinson
Actress::	Jennifer Connelly, Carrie-Anne Moss
Potato chip::	Lays
Drink::	Snakebite! my new fav. Bicardy Coke's alright too
Soda::	Pepsi-X or Mountain Dew (kill those sperm eh?) the new 7-Up's good too. brought Fido back :)
Holiday::	surfing Down Under. with a meat pie afterwards at Bondi. then a deep fried mars bar. every day for a month :) all planned ouit y'see
Perfume/cologne::	havent the foggiest. Grey Flannel's pretty good.... but hard to get.
Pizza topping::	aside from cheese (!!!!) meat. any of the normal kinds.
Jello flavor::	apple
Lunch meat::	?????
Card Game::	Poker. strip poker's better! but harder to get started :)
Video game::	??? its been ages man
Website::	various assorted ones
Book::	Authors instead: Tolkien, Elton, Sharpe, Wodehouse, Douglas Adams, Pratchett, Hermann Hesse, Burgess,Jordan, Wurts,Martin,Mary Doria Russell, F. Herbert, running outta space!
Computer game::	Counter-Strike and Diablo 2
Number::	7
Cereal::	Banana Nut Crunch!
Comedian::	hmmm bill cosby's pretty damn good. so's Robin Williams. the regulars on Who's Line
Dessert::	Vanilla Ice Cream with a little bit of sherry :)
Disney character::	Goofy
Clothing store::	They're all in Australia! Just Jeans, OzWear, the Billabong outlet near Castle Hills!
Past time::	reading, (trying to) skateboard, bball!, music (listening and playing)
Teacher::	Mrs Siva!
Childhood toy::	Transformers!
Carnival game/ride::	those ones with the screen in fronta you y'noe?
Candy bar::	Mars bar
Magazine::	fuck magazines!
Salad dressing::	Thousand Island!
Thing to do on the weekend::	get ready for the week ahead! some pool, maybe a movie. it depends!
Hot drink::	Chocolate
Season::	Spring
Sport to watch::	basketball. Especially the all star games
Person to talk to online::	it'd hafta be Marissa. hands down. just more fun!
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets::	currently? light blue
What color are your bedroom walls::	ditto :)
Do you have posters on your wall::	nah. just paintings
If so of what::
Do you have a tv in your bedroom::	yup
How many pillows are on your bed::	3 big ones and 2 smalls
What do you normally sleep in::	boxers
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas::	hmm a pair with a real cute girl in 'em :)
What size bed do you have::	King
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed::	no!
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom::	yeah
Describe the last nightmare you had::	Cant remember! i dont dream much
Do you sleep with stuffed animals::	nah
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed::	3
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed::
Any unusual sleeping positions::	yeah i sleep with one pillow under my head and one on top. unconcious desire to suffocate, y'think?
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling::	no thankfully!
Do you snore::	hmmm i'd like to think i dont
How about drool::	nah
Do you have an alarm clock in your room::	yup
What color is the carpet in your room::	no fucking carpet!
What's under your bed::	alright standard answer is "the floor" right :) nah nothing. aside from the floor, that is
This or that
loser/wannabe::	loser
Doughnuts/bagels::	Doughnuts
Day/night::	Night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west::	West
Heaven/hell::	heaven
Make love/have sex::	make love
Coffee/tea::	Coffee
Hamburgers/hotdogs::	hamburgers!!
Rap/rock::	Both dammit!
Britney/Christina::	Christina
Swiss cheese/american cheese::	American cheese
Real World/Road Rules::	Real World even tho its the most fucking stupid show in the WORLD
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync::	BSB
Silver/gold::	silver
Nike/Adidas::	Nike. i was gonna say adidas then i remembered the chinese words on Vic's shoes. UH UH.
McDonalds/Taco Bell::	Taco Bell
Sweet/sour::	sweet
Punk/emo::	Punk definitely!
Hot/cold::	depends.... usually hot
Winter/summer::	winter
Spring/fall::	spring
Operas/plays::	operas
Read/watch tv::	Read
Cd's/tapes::	CDs
Dvd's/vhs::	DVDS
Old/new::	old
Shorts/skirts::	shorts! REALLY SHORT shorts
Pink/red::	pink
Colored pictures/black and white photos::	coloured. notice i spelt it RIGHT? up yours jack :)
Meat/vegetables::	Meat
Mexican food/chinese food::	mexican
Commercials/infomercials::	commercials
Scary movies/comedies::	both! scary movies are usually funny anyhow
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits::	Bikinis. incidentally did you know the name comes from an island?
Sandals/tennis shoes::	tennis shoes
Dogs/cats::	dogs
Unicorns/fairies::	unicorns. much more noble.
Water/land::	water
Sugar/spice::	sugar
Black/white::	blackk
ribbons/bows::	ribbons
Chicken/beef::	beef
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights::	coloured! (and again!!)
Cars/trucks::	cars
Austin Powers/James Bond::	James Bond. Powers gets wearing after a while
Popcorn/pretzels::	Popcorn
Hip/hop::	hop. hip's so 70s y'noe?
Passionate kiss/peck::	passionate kiss! wtf is a peck man? no way!
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling::	WWE wrestling for sure. the real thing's too scary!
Back rub/foot massage::	back rub
Picture frames/photo albums::	photo albums
Pens/pencils::	PENS
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem::	he's full of angst and he's a genius with words. impt to remember that unlike lots of the other bad asses he hasnt gone out and actually killed or injured anyone has he?
Virgins::	c'mere and lets fix that right now :) nah i respect some people's desire to keep it. personal choice!
God::	He's definitely in existence, and He's undoubtedly the source of my grace, mercy and salvation
The Osbournes::	Fuck them
Reality TV::	it can be ok, it can be dumb. what's it matter?
J.Lo::	fat ass bitch! :) she's alright. not nearly as hot as she's billed though.
Religion::	The Opium of the Masses as Marx said. can be a bad thing especially when manipulated (remember the French? or the Chinese? or the russians!!)
Emo music::	a bit too whiney for my taste. but i admit it can produce some good stuff. props to Victor :)
Valentine's Day::	the day when ppl make up for the other 364 lousy days. whatever!
Christina Aguilera's comeback::	she's back? where?
Homosexuals::	hmmm i wont touch this. so long as they dont come sticking things up my ass i spose its fine. marriage is a bit much though.
Abortion::	no. definitely wrong.
Inter-racial relationships::	hey im a product of one innit?
Murder::	bad bad bad.
Death::	it happens! shldnt be all superstitious abt it
Obesity::	a VERY BAD THING. to me its a sign of weakness. unless its a medical condition
Pre-marital sex::	same as for Virgins. personal choice. i plan on trying not to.
Terrorism::	fuck them towelheads! its just wrong and stupid
Pornography::	hmmmmm :) i dunno
Fortune Tellers::	con men with crystal balls
Threesomes::	depends i spose. it'd be weird!
Prostitution::	understandably its gotta be done sometimes i spose. i disrepect the job, not the people.
Politics::	the arena in which rich men get richer at the expense of the poor, while managing to convince said poor they are getting richer.
Country music::	if u think the US stuff is bad, trust me Australia's country music is HORRENDOUS
George W. Bush::	he's a good man. first genuinely christian president, it seems, since Washington!
Cloning::	the moral and ethical ramifications are icky, but i reckon its gotta be done
Britney's boobs::	who cares if they're fake? they're cool!!
Gas prices in America::	who gives a shit? i dont even drive!
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
Jack::	twisted AmericaN :)
Tiffany::	classy!
Ben::	classical piano
Maria::	The Sparrow and Children of God
Jennifer::	garner?
Nicole::	hey girl :)
Amy::	we had fun!
Adam::	Eve?
Richard::	Why the fuck does this name get shortened to Dick? tell me that!
Arnold::	California!
Tom::	Sawyer and Huck Finn!
Melissa::	no its Marissa! either that or "pls la she's not that chio lor. just sweet"
Charlotte::	Good!
Harold::	what a sad name
John::	leong!
Joel::	Noel...... Noel..... its christmas already
Vanessa::	Carlton. now who is she?
Michelle::	Breathe
Kevin::	Costner
Brent::	my dad's bandmate
Jake::	Animorphs!
Billy::	the Kid
Sarah::	McLachlan. in today's papers with Steve Jobs
Natalie::	Imbruglia. just watched Johnny English again last night
Christy::	Turlington. HOT model!
Nick::	Carter
Linda::	Hamilton. now where've i heard that?
Taylor::	wasnt there a guy called that in Hanson?
Jordan::	number 23, the Bulls, the damn ref in the All Star Game
Jamie::	i love that name!
Adrian::	and i hate this one!
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone::	nah
Been on a diet::	yup!
Been to a foreign country::	like DUH. im living in one
Broken a bone::	yeah. spiral fracture and break of my left leg when i was 4
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling::	nope. dont have no fillings!
Swear at a teacher::	under my breath MANY times. out loud just twice
Talked to an gj member via emails or instant messages::	??
Got in a fight::	yeah loads.
Dated a teacher::	nah
Laughed so hard you peed your pants::	uh uh!
Thought about killing your enemy::	oh yes.
Gone skinny dipping::	just once. not fun.
Met another gj member in the flesh::	what the fuck is a GJ member?
Told a little white lie::	yeah.
Told a secret you swore not to tell::	ummmm. yes. oops.
Stolen anything::	yup
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid::	possibly? not that i noe of. but then i use so many swear words i cld be wrong.
Been on TV::	yup
Been on the radio::	hmm nah
Been in a mosh pit::	yeah! only twice
Been to a concert::	yes
Dated one of your best friends::	not yet! :)
Loved someone so much it makes you cry::	yeeeeaaaaaaaah
Deceived somebody close to you::	im ashamed but yes
Broken the law::	undoubtedly
Been to a rodeo::	nah
Been on a talk show::	nope!
Been on a game show::	almost dammit.
Been on an airplane::	man u ppl ask fucking stupid questions, y'noe that?
Got to ride on a firetruck::	yeah when i was 5! in pre school. very cool
Came close to dying::	aint we always?
Cheated on a bf/gf::	nah. well not yet anw.
Gave someone a piggy back ride::	yeah all the time :D
Terrorized a babysitter::	nope
Made a mud pie::	oh man i had mud BAKERIES
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff::	strangely no. am i sposed to?
Snuck out of the house at night::	once or twice
Been so drunk you don't remember your name::	not yet i say again!
Had an eating disorder::	yeah. its called HUNGER.
Felt like you didn't belong::	oh sure
Felt like the 3rd wheel::	yup
Smoked::	only weed, strangely enough. never cigs.
Done drugs::	weed, once again.
Been arrested::	nope. well not yet.
Had your tonsils removed::	nah
Gone to camp::	yeah. weird u get all deprssed afterwards.
Won a bet::	sure
Written a love letter::	dead straight. love poetry, letters, the whole nine yards
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love::	yeah
Written a love poem::	well i answered this already right?
Kissed in the rain::	nah
Slow danced with someone you love::	nope. sadly. always looks fun :)
Participated in an orgy::	hahahahahahahhaah i WISH!
Faked an orgasm::	can guys do that?
Stolen a kiss::	once. just once. in a cinema and the boyfriend was right there :)
Asked a friend for relationship advice::	yeah.
Had a friend steal your bf/gf::	nope
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love::	sunset's no big deal. sunrise's the hard one. gotta get up all early. so only the sunset.
Gotten a speeding ticket::	i dont fucking drive!
Done jail time::	nope
Had to wear a uniform to work::	yeah.
Won a trophy::	yup!
Thrown up in public::	several times. nothing like exo tho
Bowled a perfect game::	nah
Failed/got held back::	nope
Got perfect attendance in grade school::	yeah!
Roasted pumpkin seeds::	man u are weird!
Taken ballet/karate lessons::	karate for a while. pain!
Attempted suicide::	nah. never plan to either
Cut yourself::	oh yeah
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes::	GI Joes
Did you own Treasure Trolls::	nah
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210::	yup!
Did you play Simon Says::	yeah
Did you watch Fraggle Rock::	what the fuck is that?
Did you wet the bed::	ummm yes :)
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed::	never
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them::	NO!
Were you shy::	nah not at all
Were you spoiled::	i'd like to think not
Were you abused::	no way!
Did you go to the circus::	yup yup yup!
Did you go to the zoo::	ditto :)
Were you in a car accident::	yeah three actually.
Did you build snowmen::	only 4 times
Did you cry when you scraped your knee::	nah. i cried when i had to get my leg set tho. but not when it actually broke. strangely enough the healing hurts more than the breaking!
Were your older cousins mean to you::	i have none!
Did you think slinkies were cool::	yeah. still do
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer::	nah they lived in my bedroom man! i'm telling you
Were you afraid of the dark::	nah
Did you have slumber parties::	one or two
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag?:	no fucking way
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany::	no! although my hair was so curly when i was a kid and it was almost blonde. i looked like shirley temple
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy::	yeah of course!
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens::	i believe more in them than against them, put it that way
Name three things that are next to your computer::	a pen, a cd stack and a Pratchett book
Do you have any hidden talents::	hidden talents? well most ppl dunno abt the poetry. and my interior decor apparently is pretty good. i dunno!
Do you wish MTV would play music videos::	they do already!
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be::	comedy or sci-fi/action
What would your movie star name be::	Tim Harries i spose
Do you play any sports::	volleyball as of late. basketball, badminton. cricket every now and then
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen::	Ju-On was pretty freaky :) the Others had some good moments
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently::	hmmm Master and Commander's pretty rad.
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen::	Dumb And Dumberer
Do you drive::	not yet!
What is your dream car::	hmmmm tough. an Aston Martin maybe? or a jag.
Do you think your good looking::	i spose im alright.
Do others think you are good looking::	apparently some do! heaven knows why.
Would you ever sky dive::	yeah definitely!
Do you believe in Bigfoot::	hmmmm say 60-40 in favour of Bigfoot
How many rooms do you have in your house::	8
Are you afraid of roller coasters::	kinda :) until i get on 'em
Do you believe in God::	yes undoubtedly and whole heartedly
Do you believe in Satan::	cant have one without the other!
Do you believe there is a heaven::	yeah. n i hope im heading there
Do you believe there is a hell::	man u ppl are REPITITVE arent you? arent you? arent you?
Do you own a pooltable::	fuck. dont talk abt it :(
Do you have a pool::	nah
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen::	nope
Do you like chocolate::	only the regular stuff
Who/what is on your 2003 calendar::	Australia and another one with Shakespeare
How many U.S. states have you been to::	only 2
Ever wished on a shooting star::	once.
Best Halloween costume you ever wore::	none
Do you carry any weapons on you::	a knife
What is your weakness::	hmmm my arrogance.... my susceptibility to emotions.
Name something you can't get enough of::	certain people.. good conversation... decent comedy... good books!
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives::	sanguine, emotional, humourous
How many kids do you want to have::	maybe 2? but im working on getting to the "making" part at the moment
Future daughters names::	Jessica, Chloe, Amber maybe?
Future sons names::	Michael, Ashley (coz i can call him Ash. very cool!)
What is your ideal way to die::	in my sleep, or mid-orgasm :)
How do you release stress::	by taking deep breaths, reading a book, a good laugh
Do you consider yourself a trendy person::	nah not really
Are you an artisitic person::	depends. musically yeah, but i cant draw for shit. but i do feel things
Are you a realistic person?::	enough to get by. sometimes too much for other people.
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off::	i dont tie 'em at all!
Are you a strong person::	strong? physically? well i aint the weakest, but not the strongest either
Are you a strong willed person::	yeah i can be stubborn sometimes. but i give in easy too. it depends
Who is the last person to e-mail you::	Mich :)
Who is the last person to IM you::	hmm marissa?
Do you hate chain e-mails::	yes, with a passion
Are you a deep sleeper::	yeah. i can sleep thru just abt anything
Are you a good story teller::	im alright. there was this one about plastic sugery and hippopotamuses :)
What do you believe is your best quality::	i dunno... my humour? my brain? (i might get shot for that)
What is your greatest accomplishment::	my music
Do you like to burn candles or incense::	candles
Do you have your own credit card::	nope
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?::	give 10% to church, live off the rest of the money's interest! alright so i'd splurge a lil.
Do you have a check book::	nah
Do you like your drivers licence::	i dont fucking HAVE ONE.
Do you tan easily::	no. i burn at the drop of a hat tho
What color is your hair naturally::	brown/black
How many fillings do you have::	none
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit::	none
Worst feeling in the world?:	being in unrequited love
Best feeling in the world::	being in a mutually loving relationship!
Is the glass half empty or half full::	half full
Last thing you downloaded::	some picture of Nirvana
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?::	no! i do catch other ppl though.
What do you think people think of you::	i dread to think... well hopefully they dont all hate me. nah i dunno. spose some think im alright. some like me. cant have everything though can i?
Are you a likeable person::	yeah actually i'd say i am. just that my arrogance often gets in the way.
Do you need therapy::	hell yeah. dont we all? :)
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance::	no!
Do you love your bf/gf::	i would if i had one
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP::	i dunno. maybe :) good one there.
When are you moving::	end of next year. back to Oz!!
What's your favorite phrase::	Dearie me and "y'noe?". goodie gumdrops makes me smile :) as does "elucidate, please"

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i told you! its FUCKING LONG!! if you're still there :)

hell, i aint.

people say the heat in Singapore will drive you crazy.

of course, you can ignore that, and the muave elephant that just cycled past you.


"there are people who have a legend that the whole universe is carried in a leather bag by an old man.
They're right, too.
other people say: hold on, if he's carrying the entire universe in a sack, right, that means he's carrying himself and the sack INSIDE the sack, because the universe contains everything. Including him. And the sack, of course. which contains him and the sack already. As it were.
to which the reply is: well?"

Terry Pratchett people! im rereading The Last Continent. he's a great writer. go check him out.


Nirvana has a song with lines that go like this :" Daddy's little girl aint a girl no more/Daddy's little girl aint a girl no more/Daddy's little girl aint a girl no more/Daddy's little girl aint a girl". im just listening to it now and it hit me: is Cobain singing abt a transvestite?

alright you lot PROBABLY dont care. oh well.

then again i dont really care either :)


the sun sets in the sky
drawing another day to an end
i sit back and wonder
have i lost another friend?

but oh well who cares
who really gives a fuck?
these things just HAPPEN
sometimes its just bad luck.

what, you lot surprised?
you want that i shld cry?
why the fuck wld i do that?
it'd only be a lie
anyway!

just thought for once i'd do an edgy one. it dont mean nothing.


""so anyway, i was just sitting there, and suddenly this like cow comes flying outta no where right! and i'm like "whoa is that a cow or is that a cow?" and the cow's like "i prefer the term "domesticated farm animal" myself" and i'm like "well fuck that!" and the cow's like "no, please call me that. im much more comfortable with that name" and i'm like "hell no man! i'ma call you Burger, Steak and sausage!" and the cow's like "whate---"

the remains of this live footage from a local cafeteria are unable to be screened due to excessive violence and gore.
the unidentified man heard is safely recovering from overeating in a nearby hospital.

the "domesticated farm animal" is also safely in the hospital, although it is unlikely to recover, due to its well-chewed state.
surgeons have also been unable to access the cow as it is residing inside the afore-mentioned recuperating man.

and now on to sports............**



hahaha minor breakout of insanity in ward three!



who noes what goes on inside this head of mine?
i sure as hell dont!


been a great weekend. thanks a lot mich. i dunno what's going on either. but watever it is im enjoying it.

gonna miss you.



+i can't explain just why
we lost it from the start
living without you girl
you'll only break my heart


missed vb training today... fio tells me all it was was a massive waste of time. no coach no nothing. so that's ok.

well not ok as such. but its not terrible y'noe?


**you do your thing
i do mine
but just remember
some of the time
i'm your friend?


hols are a bitch and a blessing.

life's a bitch, and Singapore's even worse.

it does have a ring to it doesnt it? thanks mar for agreeing :)
but then you'll be down under soon.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
why not me?! the question which recurs over and over and over in my mind. just what the bleeding FUCK AM I DOING HERE?

making money. that's what.


LITHIUM.


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Adrenaline.

Cocaine.

Aphetamine.

My name.

Heroin.

Marijuana.

Ketamine.

Nirvana.

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this's shaping up to be a rather weird post isnt it?

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i feel like im drifting away
away from it all
i'd open my eyes
but i think that i'll fall.

im afraid to look and see
but im afraid to keep 'em closed.
i wonder what the world will be
when i've worked up the guts to be exposed?

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~tsk tsk!! such language!

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alright i am guessing
im not making sense
but what makes you think
that any of this
is for YOU?
why you arrogant little bastard!
this is solely for my pleasure!
i create, and i see that
it
is
GOOD.
and that's enough for me
shouldnt it also suffice for one
such as you?
methinks it should.

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'scuse that. im just messing :)

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i wanna go for the Standard Chartered marathon next year. who's with me? mar you expressed interest... that'd be cool! anyone else?

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assorted muscles
several veins
a coupla sockets
abt half of a brain.

twisted arm joints
broken knee caps.
huge bombs going off
in enemies' laps.

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???????

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count the question marks people.

there's a deep hidden message in there.

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for those who didnt receive the message, this is it:
"Don't fucking waste your time counting question marks"
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where'd all the little unwanted taggers go? they all run off to mummy or something?

CLARIFICATION: "unwanted taggers" doesnt necessarily mean "uninvited visitors". i've been told not to jump to conclusions. well, you people do the same
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these lines areee preeeeety fun aren't they? got the idea from Hocus Pocus. a very sad book. but very clever the way he made sure only someone who's read the book will get the ending!

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Hat's off for the genius then!

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this is where i say goodbye.





goodb--