Tuesday, December 02, 2003

alright people. this is the LONGEST FUCKING SURVEY I HAVE EVER DONE. mar, eat your heart out.

it took my 1 and a FUCKING half hours to do this thing! its incredible!

so here you go:



You
What is your full name::timothy mingde harries
Spell your first name backwards::yhtomit
Date of birth::28/03
Male or female::male. DUH.
Astrological sign::Aries
Nicknames::timmy, teeeeeeeem, timbo, assorted RACIST terms
Occupation::student
Height::181.5 :)
Weight::67 kg
Hair color::brown/black
Eye color::brown with flecks
Where were you born::Newcastle, Australia
Where do you reside now::Singapore
Age::17
Screen names::alithien, fingolfin, Tar-Andariel, Tar-Minyatar
E-mail addy::timothy_mh@yahoo.com
What does your screen name stand for::first one's frm Janny Wurts. the rest are from J.R.R.T.
What is your greatestjournal name::??
What does your greatestjournal name stand for::what the BLOODY FUCK??
Pets::one turtle. various hamster corpses represent the sum of my attempts to keep harder-to-manage pets
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake::17!
Piercings::not yeeeeeeeet
Tattoo's::nah
Shoe size::12. hold on Shoe size or "shoe" size?
Righty or lefty::right handed. unlike Cobain and Hendrix. sigh.
Wearing::shorts
Hearing::Eric Clapton Unplugged
Feeling::kinda bouncy :)
Eating/drinking::Chardonnay 1/2 an hour ago.... nuthin since
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love::uh huh
How many people have you said:said WHAT?
How many people have you been in REAL love with::REAL love? hmmm i dunno. 20? :D
How many people have you kissed::non relatives right? maybe 9?
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex::yeeeeeaaaaah :)
How many people have you dated::7??
What do you look for in a guy/girl::what do i look for in a guy... hmmm... :) nah the girl's gotta be intelligent. humour's impt too. doesnt hurt if she's drop dead gorgeous either :)
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex::their hair. apparently that's a Western reflex. whatever
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for::the outgoing sanguine impulsive kind. fun to be around
Do you have a crush right now::now? hmm naaaaaaaaah :)
If so who is it::cant u read?
Do you believe in love at first sight::either i do or i dont right? no half measures. so i spose yeah i do
Do you remember your first love::sure. name's Amy. sweeeeeeet thang back in Oz
Who is the first person you kissed::Amy! and i was like 7!
Do you believe in fate::pre-determination? yeah
Do you believe in soul mates::definitely. and in multiples.
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours::already have, several times. the life-partner kind you mean? mayhaps.
Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have::1
What are your siblings names::Emily
What are your parents names::Ross and Serena
How many siblings does your mother have::3
How many siblings does your father have::3
Where are your parents from::Mum's Australian Chinese, Dad's Australian Caucasian
Is your family close::dead close.
Does your family get together for holidays::extended family? occasionally. kinda tough with 'em in diff countries.
Do you have a drunk uncle::yes, actually!
Any medical problems run through your family::heart disease AND cancer. lucky SoB aint i?
Does someone in your family wear a toupee::i HOPE not
Do you have any nieces or nephews::nah. im the firstborn so no chance of that.
Are your parents divorced::nope
Do you have step parents::nah
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family::sure. my mum got disowned for marrying my dad.
Did some of your family come to America from another country::we aint IN america.
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life::Drive by Incubus
What's the most embarrassing cd you own::Savage Garden's latest.... embarrassing coz its SUCH a pathetic album
What's the best cd you own::hmmm close tie between 3 Dollar Bills, Make Yourself, Follow the Leader, The Slim Shady EP, Morning Glory and Ridin' With the King. Diverse eh?
What song do you absolutely hate::Sean Paul's songs! goddamit
Do you sing in the shower::nah. water has this nasty habit of invading my mouth.
What song reminds you of that special someone::Freak on a Leash by Korn. long story.
Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!
Pink::You make me sick
Aerosmith::I dont wanna close my eyes
Madonna::Music/makes the people/come together - - - - - just which "come" does she mean?!!
Korn::Feeling like a freak on a leash
Backstreet Boys::coz my love is all i have to give
The Beatles::yesterday/all my troubles seemed so far away
Sublime::Sublime's some band that's big in the US right? sorry dont noe any
J.Lo::Let's get loud
*Nsync::hmmmm.... oh yeah "Pop" :)
Limp Bizkit::You think you're special/you do/i can see it in your eyes
Stacie Orrico::I'm stuck on you
Creed::My sacrifice
Britany Spears::Oops i did it again/ i played with your heart/got lost in the game/ oh baby baby oops i did it again.......... k ill stop :)
Good Charlotte::I dont ever wanna/i dont ever wanna be yooooooouuuuuu
Christina Aguilera::I am beautiful = = = = yeah i am kinda pretty innit?
Eminem::Hi i'm Vesace!/ whoops somebody shot me!/and i was just checking the male!/get it? checking the mail/male?
Kelly Clarkson::??? who gives a FUCK
Kelly Osbourne::i'm keepin my baby = = = = =puh-leeze. who'd sleep with her?!
Mandy Moore::have a little faith in me
Eve::e-v-e/too fly to drop by/get up in my face and cruise by
Aaliyah::dust yourself off and try again
Nelly::fuck me good/suck me good :)
Alicia Keys::what a woman needs
Incubus::and quite possibly jaded
Favorites
Color::Blue
Food::Pizza, a hamburger (strictly Australian-Greek!) or a good old meat pie. no worries!
Song::hmmm that's a tough one. there're so many! Freak on a Leash's up there... as is Rollin'. so's Vivaldi's Four Seasons! forget it
Show::Who's Line is it Anyway!! definitely
School subject::General Paper! as for prin. level subs, hmm history? yeah
Band/singer/artist::Limp Bizkit/Incubus's lead singer/Eminem
Animal::the tiger
Outfit::hmmm hip-hop influenced but not all out. mainly pants halfway to the knees, baggy shirt, a chain or two.
Radio station::this's singapore! you only HAVE 18! 98.7FM i spose
Movie::same deal! The Matrix trilogy (sod off the last 2 WERE good), star wars (MTFBWY!), Aliens, etc etc etc!
Pair of shoes::hmmm my Clarks black casuals or my sneakers i spose
Cartoon::Dexter's Lab? i dunno man its been ages!
Actor::Bruce Willis, Russell Crowe, Rowan Atkinson
Actress::Jennifer Connelly, Carrie-Anne Moss
Potato chip::Lays
Drink::Snakebite! my new fav. Bicardy Coke's alright too
Soda::Pepsi-X or Mountain Dew (kill those sperm eh?) the new 7-Up's good too. brought Fido back :)
Holiday::surfing Down Under. with a meat pie afterwards at Bondi. then a deep fried mars bar. every day for a month :) all planned ouit y'see
Perfume/cologne::havent the foggiest. Grey Flannel's pretty good.... but hard to get.
Pizza topping::aside from cheese (!!!!) meat. any of the normal kinds.
Jello flavor::apple
Lunch meat::?????
Card Game::Poker. strip poker's better! but harder to get started :)
Video game::??? its been ages man
Website::various assorted ones
Book::Authors instead: Tolkien, Elton, Sharpe, Wodehouse, Douglas Adams, Pratchett, Hermann Hesse, Burgess,Jordan, Wurts,Martin,Mary Doria Russell, F. Herbert, running outta space!
Computer game::Counter-Strike and Diablo 2
Number::7
Cereal::Banana Nut Crunch!
Comedian::hmmm bill cosby's pretty damn good. so's Robin Williams. the regulars on Who's Line
Dessert::Vanilla Ice Cream with a little bit of sherry :)
Disney character::Goofy
Clothing store::They're all in Australia! Just Jeans, OzWear, the Billabong outlet near Castle Hills!
Past time::reading, (trying to) skateboard, bball!, music (listening and playing)
Teacher::Mrs Siva!
Childhood toy::Transformers!
Carnival game/ride::those ones with the screen in fronta you y'noe?
Candy bar::Mars bar
Magazine::fuck magazines!
Salad dressing::Thousand Island!
Thing to do on the weekend::get ready for the week ahead! some pool, maybe a movie. it depends!
Hot drink::Chocolate
Season::Spring
Sport to watch::basketball. Especially the all star games
Person to talk to online::it'd hafta be Marissa. hands down. just more fun!
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets::currently? light blue
What color are your bedroom walls::ditto :)
Do you have posters on your wall::nah. just paintings
If so of what::
Do you have a tv in your bedroom::yup
How many pillows are on your bed::3 big ones and 2 smalls
What do you normally sleep in::boxers
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas::hmm a pair with a real cute girl in 'em :)
What size bed do you have::King
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed::no!
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom::yeah
Describe the last nightmare you had::Cant remember! i dont dream much
Do you sleep with stuffed animals::nah
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed::3
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed::
Any unusual sleeping positions::yeah i sleep with one pillow under my head and one on top. unconcious desire to suffocate, y'think?
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling::no thankfully!
Do you snore::hmmm i'd like to think i dont
How about drool::nah
Do you have an alarm clock in your room::yup
What color is the carpet in your room::no fucking carpet!
What's under your bed::alright standard answer is "the floor" right :) nah nothing. aside from the floor, that is
This or that
loser/wannabe::loser
Doughnuts/bagels::Doughnuts
Day/night::Night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west::West
Heaven/hell::heaven
Make love/have sex::make love
Coffee/tea::Coffee
Hamburgers/hotdogs::hamburgers!!
Rap/rock::Both dammit!
Britney/Christina::Christina
Swiss cheese/american cheese::American cheese
Real World/Road Rules::Real World even tho its the most fucking stupid show in the WORLD
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync::BSB
Silver/gold::silver
Nike/Adidas::Nike. i was gonna say adidas then i remembered the chinese words on Vic's shoes. UH UH.
McDonalds/Taco Bell::Taco Bell
Sweet/sour::sweet
Punk/emo::Punk definitely!
Hot/cold::depends.... usually hot
Winter/summer::winter
Spring/fall::spring
Operas/plays::operas
Read/watch tv::Read
Cd's/tapes::CDs
Dvd's/vhs::DVDS
Old/new::old
Shorts/skirts::shorts! REALLY SHORT shorts
Pink/red::pink
Colored pictures/black and white photos::coloured. notice i spelt it RIGHT? up yours jack :)
Meat/vegetables::Meat
Mexican food/chinese food::mexican
Commercials/infomercials::commercials
Scary movies/comedies::both! scary movies are usually funny anyhow
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits::Bikinis. incidentally did you know the name comes from an island?
Sandals/tennis shoes::tennis shoes
Dogs/cats::dogs
Unicorns/fairies::unicorns. much more noble.
Water/land::water
Sugar/spice::sugar
Black/white::blackk
ribbons/bows::ribbons
Chicken/beef::beef
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights::coloured! (and again!!)
Cars/trucks::cars
Austin Powers/James Bond::James Bond. Powers gets wearing after a while
Popcorn/pretzels::Popcorn
Hip/hop::hop. hip's so 70s y'noe?
Passionate kiss/peck::passionate kiss! wtf is a peck man? no way!
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling::WWE wrestling for sure. the real thing's too scary!
Back rub/foot massage::back rub
Picture frames/photo albums::photo albums
Pens/pencils::PENS
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem::he's full of angst and he's a genius with words. impt to remember that unlike lots of the other bad asses he hasnt gone out and actually killed or injured anyone has he?
Virgins::c'mere and lets fix that right now :) nah i respect some people's desire to keep it. personal choice!
God::He's definitely in existence, and He's undoubtedly the source of my grace, mercy and salvation
The Osbournes::Fuck them
Reality TV::it can be ok, it can be dumb. what's it matter?
J.Lo::fat ass bitch! :) she's alright. not nearly as hot as she's billed though.
Religion::The Opium of the Masses as Marx said. can be a bad thing especially when manipulated (remember the French? or the Chinese? or the russians!!)
Emo music::a bit too whiney for my taste. but i admit it can produce some good stuff. props to Victor :)
Valentine's Day::the day when ppl make up for the other 364 lousy days. whatever!
Christina Aguilera's comeback::she's back? where?
Homosexuals::hmmm i wont touch this. so long as they dont come sticking things up my ass i spose its fine. marriage is a bit much though.
Abortion::no. definitely wrong.
Inter-racial relationships::hey im a product of one innit?
Murder::bad bad bad.
Death::it happens! shldnt be all superstitious abt it
Obesity::a VERY BAD THING. to me its a sign of weakness. unless its a medical condition
Pre-marital sex::same as for Virgins. personal choice. i plan on trying not to.
Terrorism::fuck them towelheads! its just wrong and stupid
Pornography::hmmmmm :) i dunno
Fortune Tellers::con men with crystal balls
Threesomes::depends i spose. it'd be weird!
Prostitution::understandably its gotta be done sometimes i spose. i disrepect the job, not the people.
Politics::the arena in which rich men get richer at the expense of the poor, while managing to convince said poor they are getting richer.
Country music::if u think the US stuff is bad, trust me Australia's country music is HORRENDOUS
George W. Bush::he's a good man. first genuinely christian president, it seems, since Washington!
Cloning::the moral and ethical ramifications are icky, but i reckon its gotta be done
Britney's boobs::who cares if they're fake? they're cool!!
Gas prices in America::who gives a shit? i dont even drive!
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
Jack::twisted AmericaN :)
Tiffany::classy!
Ben::classical piano
Maria::The Sparrow and Children of God
Jennifer::garner?
Nicole::hey girl :)
Amy::we had fun!
Adam::Eve?
Richard::Why the fuck does this name get shortened to Dick? tell me that!
Arnold::California!
Tom::Sawyer and Huck Finn!
Melissa::no its Marissa! either that or "pls la she's not that chio lor. just sweet"
Charlotte::Good!
Harold::what a sad name
John::leong!
Joel::Noel...... Noel..... its christmas already
Vanessa::Carlton. now who is she?
Michelle::Breathe
Kevin::Costner
Brent::my dad's bandmate
Jake::Animorphs!
Billy::the Kid
Sarah::McLachlan. in today's papers with Steve Jobs
Natalie::Imbruglia. just watched Johnny English again last night
Christy::Turlington. HOT model!
Nick::Carter
Linda::Hamilton. now where've i heard that?
Taylor::wasnt there a guy called that in Hanson?
Jordan::number 23, the Bulls, the damn ref in the All Star Game
Jamie::i love that name!
Adrian::and i hate this one!
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone::nah
Been on a diet::yup!
Been to a foreign country::like DUH. im living in one
Broken a bone::yeah. spiral fracture and break of my left leg when i was 4
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling::nope. dont have no fillings!
Swear at a teacher::under my breath MANY times. out loud just twice
Talked to an gj member via emails or instant messages::??
Got in a fight::yeah loads.
Dated a teacher::nah
Laughed so hard you peed your pants::uh uh!
Thought about killing your enemy::oh yes.
Gone skinny dipping::just once. not fun.
Met another gj member in the flesh::what the fuck is a GJ member?
Told a little white lie::yeah.
Told a secret you swore not to tell::ummmm. yes. oops.
Stolen anything::yup
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid::possibly? not that i noe of. but then i use so many swear words i cld be wrong.
Been on TV::yup
Been on the radio::hmm nah
Been in a mosh pit::yeah! only twice
Been to a concert::yes
Dated one of your best friends::not yet! :)
Loved someone so much it makes you cry::yeeeeaaaaaaaah
Deceived somebody close to you::im ashamed but yes
Broken the law::undoubtedly
Been to a rodeo::nah
Been on a talk show::nope!
Been on a game show::almost dammit.
Been on an airplane::man u ppl ask fucking stupid questions, y'noe that?
Got to ride on a firetruck::yeah when i was 5! in pre school. very cool
Came close to dying::aint we always?
Cheated on a bf/gf::nah. well not yet anw.
Gave someone a piggy back ride::yeah all the time :D
Terrorized a babysitter::nope
Made a mud pie::oh man i had mud BAKERIES
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff::strangely no. am i sposed to?
Snuck out of the house at night::once or twice
Been so drunk you don't remember your name::not yet i say again!
Had an eating disorder::yeah. its called HUNGER.
Felt like you didn't belong::oh sure
Felt like the 3rd wheel::yup
Smoked::only weed, strangely enough. never cigs.
Done drugs::weed, once again.
Been arrested::nope. well not yet.
Had your tonsils removed::nah
Gone to camp::yeah. weird u get all deprssed afterwards.
Won a bet::sure
Written a love letter::dead straight. love poetry, letters, the whole nine yards
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love::yeah
Written a love poem::well i answered this already right?
Kissed in the rain::nah
Slow danced with someone you love::nope. sadly. always looks fun :)
Participated in an orgy::hahahahahahahhaah i WISH!
Faked an orgasm::can guys do that?
Stolen a kiss::once. just once. in a cinema and the boyfriend was right there :)
Asked a friend for relationship advice::yeah.
Had a friend steal your bf/gf::nope
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love::sunset's no big deal. sunrise's the hard one. gotta get up all early. so only the sunset.
Gotten a speeding ticket::i dont fucking drive!
Done jail time::nope
Had to wear a uniform to work::yeah.
Won a trophy::yup!
Thrown up in public::several times. nothing like exo tho
Bowled a perfect game::nah
Failed/got held back::nope
Got perfect attendance in grade school::yeah!
Roasted pumpkin seeds::man u are weird!
Taken ballet/karate lessons::karate for a while. pain!
Attempted suicide::nah. never plan to either
Cut yourself::oh yeah
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes::GI Joes
Did you own Treasure Trolls::nah
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210::yup!
Did you play Simon Says::yeah
Did you watch Fraggle Rock::what the fuck is that?
Did you wet the bed::ummm yes :)
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed::never
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them::NO!
Were you shy::nah not at all
Were you spoiled::i'd like to think not
Were you abused::no way!
Did you go to the circus::yup yup yup!
Did you go to the zoo::ditto :)
Were you in a car accident::yeah three actually.
Did you build snowmen::only 4 times
Did you cry when you scraped your knee::nah. i cried when i had to get my leg set tho. but not when it actually broke. strangely enough the healing hurts more than the breaking!
Were your older cousins mean to you::i have none!
Did you think slinkies were cool::yeah. still do
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer::nah they lived in my bedroom man! i'm telling you
Were you afraid of the dark::nah
Did you have slumber parties::one or two
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag?:no fucking way
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany::no! although my hair was so curly when i was a kid and it was almost blonde. i looked like shirley temple
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy::yeah of course!
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens::i believe more in them than against them, put it that way
Name three things that are next to your computer::a pen, a cd stack and a Pratchett book
Do you have any hidden talents::hidden talents? well most ppl dunno abt the poetry. and my interior decor apparently is pretty good. i dunno!
Do you wish MTV would play music videos::they do already!
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be::comedy or sci-fi/action
What would your movie star name be::Tim Harries i spose
Do you play any sports::volleyball as of late. basketball, badminton. cricket every now and then
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen::Ju-On was pretty freaky :) the Others had some good moments
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently::hmmm Master and Commander's pretty rad.
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen::Dumb And Dumberer
Do you drive::not yet!
What is your dream car::hmmmm tough. an Aston Martin maybe? or a jag.
Do you think your good looking::i spose im alright.
Do others think you are good looking::apparently some do! heaven knows why.
Would you ever sky dive::yeah definitely!
Do you believe in Bigfoot::hmmmm say 60-40 in favour of Bigfoot
How many rooms do you have in your house::8
Are you afraid of roller coasters::kinda :) until i get on 'em
Do you believe in God::yes undoubtedly and whole heartedly
Do you believe in Satan::cant have one without the other!
Do you believe there is a heaven::yeah. n i hope im heading there
Do you believe there is a hell::man u ppl are REPITITVE arent you? arent you? arent you?
Do you own a pooltable::fuck. dont talk abt it :(
Do you have a pool::nah
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen::nope
Do you like chocolate::only the regular stuff
Who/what is on your 2003 calendar::Australia and another one with Shakespeare
How many U.S. states have you been to::only 2
Ever wished on a shooting star::once.
Best Halloween costume you ever wore::none
Do you carry any weapons on you::a knife
What is your weakness::hmmm my arrogance.... my susceptibility to emotions.
Name something you can't get enough of::certain people.. good conversation... decent comedy... good books!
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives::sanguine, emotional, humourous
How many kids do you want to have::maybe 2? but im working on getting to the "making" part at the moment
Future daughters names::Jessica, Chloe, Amber maybe?
Future sons names::Michael, Ashley (coz i can call him Ash. very cool!)
What is your ideal way to die::in my sleep, or mid-orgasm :)
How do you release stress::by taking deep breaths, reading a book, a good laugh
Do you consider yourself a trendy person::nah not really
Are you an artisitic person::depends. musically yeah, but i cant draw for shit. but i do feel things
Are you a realistic person?::enough to get by. sometimes too much for other people.
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off::i dont tie 'em at all!
Are you a strong person::strong? physically? well i aint the weakest, but not the strongest either
Are you a strong willed person::yeah i can be stubborn sometimes. but i give in easy too. it depends
Who is the last person to e-mail you::Mich :)
Who is the last person to IM you::hmm marissa?
Do you hate chain e-mails::yes, with a passion
Are you a deep sleeper::yeah. i can sleep thru just abt anything
Are you a good story teller::im alright. there was this one about plastic sugery and hippopotamuses :)
What do you believe is your best quality::i dunno... my humour? my brain? (i might get shot for that)
What is your greatest accomplishment::my music
Do you like to burn candles or incense::candles
Do you have your own credit card::nope
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?::give 10% to church, live off the rest of the money's interest! alright so i'd splurge a lil.
Do you have a check book::nah
Do you like your drivers licence::i dont fucking HAVE ONE.
Do you tan easily::no. i burn at the drop of a hat tho
What color is your hair naturally::brown/black
How many fillings do you have::none
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit::none
Worst feeling in the world?:being in unrequited love
Best feeling in the world::being in a mutually loving relationship!
Is the glass half empty or half full::half full
Last thing you downloaded::some picture of Nirvana
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?::no! i do catch other ppl though.
What do you think people think of you::i dread to think... well hopefully they dont all hate me. nah i dunno. spose some think im alright. some like me. cant have everything though can i?
Are you a likeable person::yeah actually i'd say i am. just that my arrogance often gets in the way.
Do you need therapy::hell yeah. dont we all? :)
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance::no!
Do you love your bf/gf::i would if i had one
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP::i dunno. maybe :) good one there.
When are you moving::end of next year. back to Oz!!
What's your favorite phrase::Dearie me and "y'noe?". goodie gumdrops makes me smile :) as does "elucidate, please"

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