'ello 'ello 'ello? wat have we here?


does anyone actually believe that email about microsoft paying u heaps of money to forward stuff to people?

anw. doesnt really matter.

shout out to everyone who was interested in my previous post! glad i could make it interesting for ya. that's me. always trying my hardest.

:) right.

aaron if u see this before you leave the house today :BRING THE BEER.

oh yeah if anyone that reads this happens to be going to Australia in the near future, if you could bring me back a bottle of Tooey's that'd be fantastic.

Wallabies are gonna win SO bad tomorrow :)

I FINALLY got my guitar diploma results from London on Monday. and lo and behold, on Wednesday i got a new student, and i could AT LAST charge full price! so that's $60 bucks an hour, three times a month. you do the math.

ok in light of the possibility that you lot are fucking dumb (actually scratch "possibility". PROBABILITY :D ) its $180 a month.

sure beats working at starbucks eh? :)
$60 compared to $5.50.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

that's all i can say about THAT. :)

qualifications...... ah how i love the sound :)

im just being a bastard. wat's new eh?

if i had a million dollars
i'd buy a damn brewery and turn the world into alcoholics

Mr Marshall for you.


if i had just one big wish
i noe just what i'd do
my wish would be, undoubtedly
to get replies from YOU!


what IS it with never replying? and yet half the time you sound like your phone controls your life :) oh well.

this entry's more like a collection of little entries. an omnibus, if you will.

Speaking of omnibuses, go check out the Jeeves omnibuses available in libraries. the author's P.G. Wodehouse. ring a bell? he's pretty damn good.

How Have My Holidays Been:
well they've been pretty good. there was this day when a cow came flying through my window, but other than that things've been fine.
and hey, steak for the next week eh?
aside from that particular airborne bovine incident, i do declare nothing's been out of the ordinary.
of course, ordinary's a relative concept. for example, i think its ordinary to have little frogs swarming through my house every instant. but YOU lot would be EATING the damn frogs! what is WRONG with you?
but oh well.

the above is utter crap :)

i cant believe at how things feel so....... different! its like one minute there was T3, next minute there isnt, and yet i dont feel weird. sure i miss them, but... i dunno. probably some of you lot feel the same way.

but then again maybe not.

steak, anyone?


or maybe frog legs.


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naming a school track Douglas may be weird, but eating frogs? hell that's weirder. in my book, at least.

but hey to each his/her/its own.

isnt it funny how some cars are called "environmentally friendly" when to BUILD that car, thousands of trees hafta be chopped down to clear land, and then huge holes are bored into the very skin of the Earth, bringing to light millions-year-old resources which are then burnt, producing smoke and air pollution in order to generate electricity, to build this "enivironmentally friendly" car??

hell if that's friendly i dont wanna see hostile.

"friendly" my dorsal fin.


no i dont have dorsal fins. its just an expression which suddenly leapt to mind.

Only God knows why!


does everything that has a beginning have an end? i'm trying to think of things which are initiated but dont stop.

ah HA! one of Newton's Laws of Motion: once a force is applied to an object, that object continues in a straight line in the direction of the force applied until another force acts on it.

SO, in space, away from friction, if one applies a force to, say, a tennis ball, it will move onwards forever. and since space is infinitely large (oh come on it SO is) the ball, conceivably at least, can travel forever.

except that if space is infinitely large, there are also an infinite number of stars and planets. so the ball's BOUND to hit something.

but then again quantum uncertainty dictates that we cant tell whether the ball DOES hit something unless we actually are there to OBSERVE it hitting something.

so its quite simple! we simply claim to have "pressing engagements elsewhere", thus avoiding any appointment with observation, and we can then safely assume our heroic tennis ball is somewhere out there, bravely travelling ever onwards.

QED.

quantum physics and astronomy ya'll. go check it out, seriously.

i think that abt does it for now.
oh yeah Funky Balls is a pain in the ass! was there with aaron and jack a coupla days ago, and they WONT LET YOU DRINK BEER. personally i reckon its just coz we didnt offer 'em any :) but wth?


Medium or well-done, sir?