people say the heat in Singapore will drive you crazy.

of course, you can ignore that, and the muave elephant that just cycled past you.


"there are people who have a legend that the whole universe is carried in a leather bag by an old man.
They're right, too.
other people say: hold on, if he's carrying the entire universe in a sack, right, that means he's carrying himself and the sack INSIDE the sack, because the universe contains everything. Including him. And the sack, of course. which contains him and the sack already. As it were.
to which the reply is: well?"

Terry Pratchett people! im rereading The Last Continent. he's a great writer. go check him out.


Nirvana has a song with lines that go like this :" Daddy's little girl aint a girl no more/Daddy's little girl aint a girl no more/Daddy's little girl aint a girl no more/Daddy's little girl aint a girl". im just listening to it now and it hit me: is Cobain singing abt a transvestite?

alright you lot PROBABLY dont care. oh well.

then again i dont really care either :)


the sun sets in the sky
drawing another day to an end
i sit back and wonder
have i lost another friend?

but oh well who cares
who really gives a fuck?
these things just HAPPEN
sometimes its just bad luck.

what, you lot surprised?
you want that i shld cry?
why the fuck wld i do that?
it'd only be a lie
anyway!

just thought for once i'd do an edgy one. it dont mean nothing.


""so anyway, i was just sitting there, and suddenly this like cow comes flying outta no where right! and i'm like "whoa is that a cow or is that a cow?" and the cow's like "i prefer the term "domesticated farm animal" myself" and i'm like "well fuck that!" and the cow's like "no, please call me that. im much more comfortable with that name" and i'm like "hell no man! i'ma call you Burger, Steak and sausage!" and the cow's like "whate---"

the remains of this live footage from a local cafeteria are unable to be screened due to excessive violence and gore.
the unidentified man heard is safely recovering from overeating in a nearby hospital.

the "domesticated farm animal" is also safely in the hospital, although it is unlikely to recover, due to its well-chewed state.
surgeons have also been unable to access the cow as it is residing inside the afore-mentioned recuperating man.

and now on to sports............**



hahaha minor breakout of insanity in ward three!



who noes what goes on inside this head of mine?
i sure as hell dont!


been a great weekend. thanks a lot mich. i dunno what's going on either. but watever it is im enjoying it.

gonna miss you.



+i can't explain just why
we lost it from the start
living without you girl
you'll only break my heart


missed vb training today... fio tells me all it was was a massive waste of time. no coach no nothing. so that's ok.

well not ok as such. but its not terrible y'noe?


**you do your thing
i do mine
but just remember
some of the time
i'm your friend?


hols are a bitch and a blessing.

life's a bitch, and Singapore's even worse.

it does have a ring to it doesnt it? thanks mar for agreeing :)
but then you'll be down under soon.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
why not me?! the question which recurs over and over and over in my mind. just what the bleeding FUCK AM I DOING HERE?

making money. that's what.


LITHIUM.


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Adrenaline.

Cocaine.

Aphetamine.

My name.

Heroin.

Marijuana.

Ketamine.

Nirvana.

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this's shaping up to be a rather weird post isnt it?

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i feel like im drifting away
away from it all
i'd open my eyes
but i think that i'll fall.

im afraid to look and see
but im afraid to keep 'em closed.
i wonder what the world will be
when i've worked up the guts to be exposed?

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~tsk tsk!! such language!

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alright i am guessing
im not making sense
but what makes you think
that any of this
is for YOU?
why you arrogant little bastard!
this is solely for my pleasure!
i create, and i see that
it
is
GOOD.
and that's enough for me
shouldnt it also suffice for one
such as you?
methinks it should.

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'scuse that. im just messing :)

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i wanna go for the Standard Chartered marathon next year. who's with me? mar you expressed interest... that'd be cool! anyone else?

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assorted muscles
several veins
a coupla sockets
abt half of a brain.

twisted arm joints
broken knee caps.
huge bombs going off
in enemies' laps.

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???????

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count the question marks people.

there's a deep hidden message in there.

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for those who didnt receive the message, this is it:
"Don't fucking waste your time counting question marks"
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where'd all the little unwanted taggers go? they all run off to mummy or something?

CLARIFICATION: "unwanted taggers" doesnt necessarily mean "uninvited visitors". i've been told not to jump to conclusions. well, you people do the same
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these lines areee preeeeety fun aren't they? got the idea from Hocus Pocus. a very sad book. but very clever the way he made sure only someone who's read the book will get the ending!

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Hat's off for the genius then!

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this is where i say goodbye.





goodb--