alright who read the Sunday Times today? hands in the air children. come on, raise them so i can see them - GET YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR FUCKEN ASS AND IN THE AIR YOUNG MAN - (10 points for anyone who gets that reference - *myself excluded of course. leave a tag) did ya'll see that girl in the back? the blogger y'noe. anyhow it wasnt that bad!! i lost faith in it at first when i saw that the website name is in Chinese (call me lingualist or languagist or whatever) but the site itself actually isnt too bad. dunno if i'd give it the best blog in Asia or whatever award it is she won, but its definitely better than lots i've read. she keeps it interesting, at least.

plus, she aint too ugly either =)



i aint gonna mention anything abt a particular area of my life i've been living. i dont think the world needs or deserves to know about anything that personal and private. but i'll leave this little bit here just so i remember what it all was when i look back in the future.

(bet ya'll were wondering why i'd be such a tease right? mention something and then refuse to talk abt it. well there you go bitches and gentlmen =)


(100 points for whoever gets THAT one).




anyone remember who's line is it anyway? the game where we make stuff up and the points dont count. that's right, the points are like giving J.Lo a pair of pants with a tag on them saying "will make your ass look smaller!"



(true to the spirit of the show, i made that one up. love it or hate it - aint my fucken problem)



simply deliciously ill
i'm stupendously blazingly sick
so wonderful now, to Death's forces i bow
Cancer! why that's just what i'd pick.




some say the world will end in fire
others say in ice
i say the world will end in ire
for which destruction shall suffice