so what's new then, ladies and gentlemen?


"Today my dog died."

umm... so?

"I got laid last night"

yeah well, you and ten thousand other people. question is, was it good for me? i can't remember anything, so i'm guessing the answer's a resounding NO.

"I actually managed to stick a pen all the way up my left nostril and out of my right ear today"

now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, THAT is news.





as you may be able to tell, i'm slightly unhinge----whoops there goes another little fairy----d tonight.




its so incredibly funny man. no wonder all you can do is steal stuff from other people's blogs - considering your only response to being found out is to desperately cover up. please la if it were me i'da done something like turned the tables and accused the other parties of stealing. now THAT would've been fun. instead you run like a cowardly chicken - AND i'm assuming leave dumbass tags under the nondescript nome-de-plume of "someone". at least make it sound SINISTER or something man!! where's your sense of style?! something like........ "tag left by one who's name you'll never know". there, isnt that so much better?




+i made it for jy's paper.






see i kept that nice and small. just so i remember it in the future when i'm looking back.





i kinda feel edgy tonight - in a good way. jumpy and snappy and shit. if there were people physically around this'd be one of the time when i start flipping out.








ah fuck. mood's gone.