how's this for a line?
"High over the Atlantic in his jet plane, trying hard not to think about the consequences of Murphy's Law, ...."
:) not bad is it? humour with brains is always the best.
although the dickheads of Jackass come pretty damn close. God those guys have balls! its unbelievable!
and as exo kept pointing out, they're MILLIONAIRES with balls. who skate and do all kindsa crazy ass shit, and get paid for it. wtf?!!!
oh yeah another thing they did was bungee wedgie. where you get a real stretchy pair of underpants, tie them to a tree branch, then put them on and throw yourself from said tree. the idea being that, if you've attached them right, you'll bounce up and down for a while just like on a bungee cord, 'cept that of course you'll get a massively painful wedgie RIGHT UP THE OL' CRACK while doing it.
ouch.
god i love my Grecos :D
well then! hello everyone! got up nice and early today at 7.30. wth for? i dunno! but i did anyhow.
of course, there wasnt really anything to DO at that time. so i went thru some blogs..... y'noe there are ones that you only read when u have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING else to do? normally they're people that one doesnt really know very well,,,,,,, if at all.
and it was nice to read that bitterness isnt something that lasts forever. if bitterness is the right word. doesnt have anything to do with me, it was just nice to read that. oh, and to her blessings, i add mine :)
if totally no one got that, it doesnt matter. its the thought that counts.
slip inside the eye of your mind
dont you know you might find
a better place to play.
i trip and fall and rise again
only to trip and fall again
its times like these, i beg God, please,
let me keep at least one friend
a life of lust, a life of love
a life most heavenly
a life of joy, a life of hate
a life that isn't me.
you fall into this deep dark pit
and can't find your way out
so you scream and call and shout and yell
but you're lost, without a doubt.
you'll be trapped here forever i think
unable to escape
dwelling in this little hole
you contemplate your fate.
now you've got the time, you see,
to think about your life.
what, then, did you do with it?
why was it filled with strife?
sure, at the time you said "their fault!"
but in retrospect was it really?
that casual shifting of blame...
why hold it all so dearly?
maybe we all need a big hole
one where we'll be stuck
and if we die thinking 'bout life
just go out saying 'fuck!'
trippity too ta.
JABBERWOCKY
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
----Lewis Carroll----
its a pretty cool poem isnt it?
there's always something pretty cool about revelling in utter nonsense. especially if you can do it intelligently..... as paradoxical as that sounds.
of course, there are people who try to sound intelligent and fail utterly, even when attempting normal speech. oh well.
everyone check this, and the related links, out! its kinda hilarious... to me, at least :)
http://www.jabberwocky.com/ugly.html
ever feel like there's SO MUCH in life to be done, and so damn little time to do it in?
for instance: i reckon if i put my mind to it, i could be : a lawyer, a physicist, a mathematician, a philosopher, a brilliant musician, a fantastic actor, a chemist, a pro skater, an astronaut and a teacher. but there's only one life per person! sure, maybe i could do two or even three of those jobs, but not to the level i could take just one of them if i ran with it my whole life.
crikey, mate, there just isn't enough time. i noe says Billy Conolly "people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?" (thanks mar :) still have the email) but still, it seems too damn short for my liking.
and i'm only 17 for God's sake. how am i gonna feel when im 60?
now there's a scary thought.
oh well. today's a new day i spose. make the most of it.
you lot do the same!
"High over the Atlantic in his jet plane, trying hard not to think about the consequences of Murphy's Law, ...."
:) not bad is it? humour with brains is always the best.
although the dickheads of Jackass come pretty damn close. God those guys have balls! its unbelievable!
and as exo kept pointing out, they're MILLIONAIRES with balls. who skate and do all kindsa crazy ass shit, and get paid for it. wtf?!!!
oh yeah another thing they did was bungee wedgie. where you get a real stretchy pair of underpants, tie them to a tree branch, then put them on and throw yourself from said tree. the idea being that, if you've attached them right, you'll bounce up and down for a while just like on a bungee cord, 'cept that of course you'll get a massively painful wedgie RIGHT UP THE OL' CRACK while doing it.
ouch.
god i love my Grecos :D
well then! hello everyone! got up nice and early today at 7.30. wth for? i dunno! but i did anyhow.
of course, there wasnt really anything to DO at that time. so i went thru some blogs..... y'noe there are ones that you only read when u have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING else to do? normally they're people that one doesnt really know very well,,,,,,, if at all.
and it was nice to read that bitterness isnt something that lasts forever. if bitterness is the right word. doesnt have anything to do with me, it was just nice to read that. oh, and to her blessings, i add mine :)
if totally no one got that, it doesnt matter. its the thought that counts.
slip inside the eye of your mind
dont you know you might find
a better place to play.
i trip and fall and rise again
only to trip and fall again
its times like these, i beg God, please,
let me keep at least one friend
a life of lust, a life of love
a life most heavenly
a life of joy, a life of hate
a life that isn't me.
you fall into this deep dark pit
and can't find your way out
so you scream and call and shout and yell
but you're lost, without a doubt.
you'll be trapped here forever i think
unable to escape
dwelling in this little hole
you contemplate your fate.
now you've got the time, you see,
to think about your life.
what, then, did you do with it?
why was it filled with strife?
sure, at the time you said "their fault!"
but in retrospect was it really?
that casual shifting of blame...
why hold it all so dearly?
maybe we all need a big hole
one where we'll be stuck
and if we die thinking 'bout life
just go out saying 'fuck!'
trippity too ta.
JABBERWOCKY
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
----Lewis Carroll----
its a pretty cool poem isnt it?
there's always something pretty cool about revelling in utter nonsense. especially if you can do it intelligently..... as paradoxical as that sounds.
of course, there are people who try to sound intelligent and fail utterly, even when attempting normal speech. oh well.
everyone check this, and the related links, out! its kinda hilarious... to me, at least :)
http://www.jabberwocky.com/ugly.html
ever feel like there's SO MUCH in life to be done, and so damn little time to do it in?
for instance: i reckon if i put my mind to it, i could be : a lawyer, a physicist, a mathematician, a philosopher, a brilliant musician, a fantastic actor, a chemist, a pro skater, an astronaut and a teacher. but there's only one life per person! sure, maybe i could do two or even three of those jobs, but not to the level i could take just one of them if i ran with it my whole life.
crikey, mate, there just isn't enough time. i noe says Billy Conolly "people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?" (thanks mar :) still have the email) but still, it seems too damn short for my liking.
and i'm only 17 for God's sake. how am i gonna feel when im 60?
now there's a scary thought.
oh well. today's a new day i spose. make the most of it.
you lot do the same!
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