Friday, July 04, 2003

.................. things are in a mess. but i had so much FUN today!! then came home n... well nvm. some people noe n i wanna leave it at that. pls dont ask. well anw... econs was good. think i may actually pass. yeah yeah shock n horror n all that bullshit. watched dumb n dumberer yest.... pretty good :D (there's shit EVERYWHERE!!!) n then today was pretty fun too... even tho i DID wake up at 5 despite not having school... but then hanging out the rest of the day was pretty fun. even if i DID get trashed wayyyy too many times ( ;) mar ) so anyway (CRAP music on the radio. _|_ it. k the mood's kinda darker today i noe. my apologies) wat else wat else... i cant really go ultra private in this blog anymore... too many people. oh well that's fine i spose.
i REALLY had fun today. weird. cant stop thinking abt it. ahhhhhhh its kinda strange. oh well.
here's the poetry (yes i wrote AGAIN) that i did during econs. there's two this time. enjoy!!!

"Bang" and you're dead
Life's gone just like that
Funny, ain't it?
You used to think you were fat.

But it dont matter no more!!
Life's gone! It's over
Now you're headed for
green grass and green clover

But shot dead by some
Little ignorant punk?
What a way to go
Oh well. Dont get stuck in a funk

It's time to move on!!
Thing is: heaven or hell??
Which one'll it be?
Stay around. Hear the bells?

Of approaching angels?
Guess God has forgiven.
All those little lies.
And that crap in the kitchen

You used to call cooking!!
Man, you ate it yourself.
Heck if it wasn't a bullet
You'da died anyway. Your food was THAT bad.

But anyway moving on
You're going to Heaven!
That wondrous place
Where there's no thing like 7

O'clock in the morning
To wake up for school
Oh, no, buddy boy, wake up late
Hey its cool!

Hold on a second
Thos angels have horns!
And wicked long tails!
And tridents! And flames and that kinda shit!!

Guess God changed His mind
Man your cooking's THAT bad?
Eternal purgatory? Oh well
Goodbye now! Don't be sad!

Besides, any time now
George Bush will appear
To "Topple the Dictatorship of Satan and free the oppressed!"
So just kinda hang around. No fear!!


hahahaha i like that. its not really a good one... but i like the humour in it :D here's the next:

George Bush says
"Kill Saddam! He is bad!"
But is he really?
I mean, sure, he killed people
Which is pretty evil
But still he's just probably mad.

When he was young,possibly
His mother dropped him
Unable to stand her own child
Now being dropped on the head
I would venture to say
Is liable to make some thoughts wild

So he grew up slowly
Developed and also played games
Like "Kill" and "Nuclear Wipeout"
And there was,
Let us never forget
More dangerous ones like "Poke His Eyes Out!"

(This game was much later
Developed by Saddam
Into interrogation technique.
Sad, isnt it, really
How some never grow up
As the French sometimes say, "Pathetique")

So really, you see
It isnt his fault.
We all should just blame his dear mum
That woman of evil
Who gave birth to the man
Who goes by the name of Saddam!!

ok ok.... so pathetique doesn't mean pathetic (it actually means pathos). i didnt figure many people'd noe... so its ok then aint it :D man i really had fun today!! ok snap outta it. -gone-


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