"well ____________ i hate to tell you, but ________ has some really nasty habits."

"Huh? really ah? like what?"

"uhhh maybe i shldnt man... ________ will get damn pissed."

"no no i dont care. you say"

"ok ok!! well, _______ likes to put hamsters in wooden boxes and drive nails into the box, and then shake the box vigorously.... helps her relieve tension"
"she kicks dogs too"

"WHAT? she kicks DOGS?"

(ok at this point i was like "DUDE!! what the FUCK man? you're forgetting the HAMSTERS. so the dogs got kicked. so what?!" but i didnt say it)

"yeah she does... but the hamster thing is worse. remember the CTs? she did damn badly, so she went and killed like 10. they're damn cheap y'see. oh yeah check this out" -shows photo of supposedly dead hamsters (this is after, of course, having been "vigorously shaken")- "these are they."


"waahhhhhhhh......"


-interjection- "Yeah she came over and pulled out a bunch of ___'s hair too"


"and then there was this time this Indian guy called up, and he was like:...... sorry man i dunno if i can say this"

"just say!!! really!!"

"ok he was like:.......... shit man i cant"

"SAY!!"

"ok he was like: "You kick my dog" "






AND HE STILL DIDNT GET IT!!

that was one of the BEST skits-in-real-life i've ever pulled off. thanks to myself, also, for supplying props, and for playing a vital role. appreciated greatly :)


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if i had a wish i'd want
6 trillion chocolate bars
make everybody here so fat
I'd have no space, and live on mars.




if wishes were horses then beggers would ride.


.............. except that they wouldn't, really, because the phrase goes "if wishes were HORSES", you see, not "RIDING SCHOOLS". the phrase should go "if wishes were horses, there would be an awful lot of beggars falling off of them"



but a phrase like that simply wouldnt last thru the annals of time, now would it?




it seems unfair that one be restrained from recording one's memories... but the world being unfair as it is, it is so. but the good thing about memories is that, so long as they're one's own, all one needs to trigger said memories is a few words, a phrase, a sentence, a picture. (quite interestingly, also a smell. apparently our sense of smell has the strongest impact on our memories. never would've guessed THAT, i'll tell you). so: red red red red red after only a few reds, since both declined the white. heh it was pretty damn fun.



last night i had that dream
abt you again
where you drive my car
right off a fucking cliff

and now i'm breathing deeply
walking backwards




the Chronicles of Riddick is pretty good...... i wldnt quite put it on the same level as Pitch Black, but its worth checking out.
interestingly enough, just as last week's movie The Punisher was reminiscent of Othello, so Chronicles reminded me of Macbeth. Watch it and pay special attention to the byplay between Lord Vaako and his wife.... oh it'll help if you know macbeth's plot, of course :)




but she said na na na na na na na na na na na na na
i just forgot you were there.