man doncha just love it when u get on someone else's com and its all full of songs? its kinda like finding a treasure trove or something.
especially for one possessed of a com too DAMN SLOW to make downloading one's own songs worthwhile. fucking pain in the ass, one doth tell you.
indeedeth one does.
*god those drawers are just looking at me, screaming "open me open me open me!" but no, i shall remain strong of spirit and heart, and not open them.
yet. :)
hahahahaahahahahahahaha this's hilarious.
why on EARTH you were so ABSOLUTELY DUMB i CANNOT UNDERSTAND! it can't have been like you forgot or something.
although a thought's just occured to me: i spose its just coz you're an honest person. which's a fantastic thing to have in a relationship.
but still, pretty damn stupid. c'mon u said so yourself :)
there's a kind of fitting ironic justice in all this being typed on the very instrument with which u demonstrated your stupidity isn't there.
:D heh.
"they're both skinny bitches! its the same thing!!"
oh damn. peaches and cream. havent heard that one in a LONG time!!
and Like a Stone - Audioslave!! the lead singer has the most incredible eyes ever. like the eyes of God or something.
speaking of eyes, was walkin dogs today and saw a Siberian husky. god it had the most gorgeous - albeit freaky - eyes. its incredible. i want one!!
it really was beautiful. altho it also instigated the closest i've seen to a dogfight in quite a while. mar, however, wldnt let 'em go at it.
which is lucky, really, coz i reckon max wlda lost.
there was also THE UGLIEST golden retriever pup i've ever seen. now i now, normally puppys are all cute and everything - and golden retrievers are nice however old they are. but this one - it was kinda like one of those caricatures that you see of politicians. y'noe the kind where the heads are HUGE. yeah. this.. this... THING had a head bigger'n anything i'd ever seen on a dog!!
slight exxageration - guilty as charged.
but still, it really was HUGE. no kidding. when i looked at it for a while i started getting nervous.
i do know lotsa girls appreciate big heads tho. so maybe its a good thing.
IF you know what i mean :)
once upon a time, in a land far far far away, there lived a man who, far and wide, was known as a wise man.
people wondered just how he got so wise. was it his diet? was it because his parents were both teachers? was it because he lived by himself and meditated daily on the meaning of ++Life, the Universe and Everything? was it because he had an exceptionally large forehead? was it because he abstained from the mundane things in life - knowing that to eschew the physical is to endow the intellectual?
no. the source of his wisdom was none of these things, tho they are not without merit. his intellectual prowess, his wisdom, his intelligence, his sharpness of mind stemmed from one simple fact.
he had three testicles.
(incidentally, this does reinforce the opinion commonly expressed by women that men think with their reproductive organs.)
yes indeed, that was the ultimate source of his mental ability. strange, you say?
well Truth is stranger than Fiction, they say. but really, ya'll are just being haters coz the man has more balls than you innit.
spill the truth man.
++incidentally, did anyone get the reference there? the answer's 42, as you'll know if you did :) hat's off to D.A. and may he rest in peace.
oh c'mon. 1 extra kg dont make you fat. trust me. i'll tell you in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS when you're fat :) you can trust me on that one.
charles is something on the order of a genius. he really is.
speaking of intelligence, i was just speaking off the top of my head today when i started talking abt the difference between clever and intelligent, but the ideas have been floating round in my head for quite a while. ever noticed how someone can be pretty clever - can formulate a decent argument blah blah blah... capable of writing a good essay and all... but you couldn't have a decent coversation with this person if your LIFE depended on it? that's part of the difference, i think.
ruminate upon that and lemme noe what you think - if anything.
coz i gotta have .... faith.
heh. the word "moonstruck" just leapt to mind for no reason i can think of. its a good word!! :)
i think that abt does me for now.
especially for one possessed of a com too DAMN SLOW to make downloading one's own songs worthwhile. fucking pain in the ass, one doth tell you.
indeedeth one does.
*god those drawers are just looking at me, screaming "open me open me open me!" but no, i shall remain strong of spirit and heart, and not open them.
yet. :)
hahahahaahahahahahahaha this's hilarious.
why on EARTH you were so ABSOLUTELY DUMB i CANNOT UNDERSTAND! it can't have been like you forgot or something.
although a thought's just occured to me: i spose its just coz you're an honest person. which's a fantastic thing to have in a relationship.
but still, pretty damn stupid. c'mon u said so yourself :)
there's a kind of fitting ironic justice in all this being typed on the very instrument with which u demonstrated your stupidity isn't there.
:D heh.
"they're both skinny bitches! its the same thing!!"
oh damn. peaches and cream. havent heard that one in a LONG time!!
and Like a Stone - Audioslave!! the lead singer has the most incredible eyes ever. like the eyes of God or something.
speaking of eyes, was walkin dogs today and saw a Siberian husky. god it had the most gorgeous - albeit freaky - eyes. its incredible. i want one!!
it really was beautiful. altho it also instigated the closest i've seen to a dogfight in quite a while. mar, however, wldnt let 'em go at it.
which is lucky, really, coz i reckon max wlda lost.
there was also THE UGLIEST golden retriever pup i've ever seen. now i now, normally puppys are all cute and everything - and golden retrievers are nice however old they are. but this one - it was kinda like one of those caricatures that you see of politicians. y'noe the kind where the heads are HUGE. yeah. this.. this... THING had a head bigger'n anything i'd ever seen on a dog!!
slight exxageration - guilty as charged.
but still, it really was HUGE. no kidding. when i looked at it for a while i started getting nervous.
i do know lotsa girls appreciate big heads tho. so maybe its a good thing.
IF you know what i mean :)
once upon a time, in a land far far far away, there lived a man who, far and wide, was known as a wise man.
people wondered just how he got so wise. was it his diet? was it because his parents were both teachers? was it because he lived by himself and meditated daily on the meaning of ++Life, the Universe and Everything? was it because he had an exceptionally large forehead? was it because he abstained from the mundane things in life - knowing that to eschew the physical is to endow the intellectual?
no. the source of his wisdom was none of these things, tho they are not without merit. his intellectual prowess, his wisdom, his intelligence, his sharpness of mind stemmed from one simple fact.
he had three testicles.
(incidentally, this does reinforce the opinion commonly expressed by women that men think with their reproductive organs.)
yes indeed, that was the ultimate source of his mental ability. strange, you say?
well Truth is stranger than Fiction, they say. but really, ya'll are just being haters coz the man has more balls than you innit.
spill the truth man.
++incidentally, did anyone get the reference there? the answer's 42, as you'll know if you did :) hat's off to D.A. and may he rest in peace.
oh c'mon. 1 extra kg dont make you fat. trust me. i'll tell you in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS when you're fat :) you can trust me on that one.
charles is something on the order of a genius. he really is.
speaking of intelligence, i was just speaking off the top of my head today when i started talking abt the difference between clever and intelligent, but the ideas have been floating round in my head for quite a while. ever noticed how someone can be pretty clever - can formulate a decent argument blah blah blah... capable of writing a good essay and all... but you couldn't have a decent coversation with this person if your LIFE depended on it? that's part of the difference, i think.
ruminate upon that and lemme noe what you think - if anything.
coz i gotta have .... faith.
heh. the word "moonstruck" just leapt to mind for no reason i can think of. its a good word!! :)
i think that abt does me for now.
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