i wanna insert some humour into this so...... :

this's something i did when i was chatting with mar...... i liked it so i wrote it down. mar seemed to think it was pretty good :D 'nuff said. here it is ('scuse the vulgarities. artistic liscense and all that)

wat if one day
i woke up and had turned gay
i dont noe wat i would do
walk around saying "can i fuck you??"
to every single man i meet?
any guy along the street?
methinks if i did do this
many guys would soon be pissed
(unless more are gay then i had thought)
(but surely there aren't that many, there ought
not be that many gays
hanging on the streets these days)
but anw wat i was saying
was if I went round displaying
my homosexual tendencies
many men would NOT be pleased
so angry i think they would be
they'd fuck me, but not literally
oh no, dear friends
there'd be bends
n painful kicks and shoves involved
and one or two punches on the nose
and then they'd walk away
saying "fuck u bitch. have a nice day"
oh how i dread the time
that i wake up gay. Hetero's fine!

there u go :D for those of u (weird. i keep assuming people ARE reading this. if anyone IS, do me a favour. leave a shout out or something) who're wondering, yeah i do dabble in poetry quite a bit. im not fantastic, at least not yet, but im alright. bye. and hoped u (there i go again) liked it.